27 Because all of these are out there,
28 aAnd all of them are preferable to thinking about anything at all,
29 And a lot more fun too.
CHAPTER 171 Now the really great news about all this is that there is a bGreat New Generation of young people,
2 Who are in ccollege right now,
3 And they aren't like all the college kids of the past,
4 At all.
5 I know that you always used to dhate college kids,
6 Because they looked down their nose at you,
7 And thought they were better than you,
8 And tried to prove it by wearing enice clothes,
9 And fworking hard,
10 And getting good gjobs with lots of responsibility,
11 hAnd trying to do important, worthwhile things with their lives,
12 Which must have really made you feel bad,
13 Because you weren't doing any of those things,
14 At all.
15 But everything is different now,
16 iAnd the college kids of today have learned that they're not any better than anybody else,
17 Except that they were born jluckier for some reason,
18 kAnd they've stopped looking down their nose at people who were born less fortunate,
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19 And if you were to see one of their big get-togethers,
20 lYou'd see a huge multitude that looked and sounded just like you,
21 Including their constant spewing of mobscenities,
22 nAnd their beer bellies,
23 oAnd their dull little pig eyes,
24 pAnd bizarre tattoos,
25 qNot to mention a distinct lack of good personal hygiene.
26 And what is more, they have also learned the importance of getting as rwasted as possible,
27 As often as possible,
28 Just like syou.
CHAPTER 181 All of this is very encouraging, of course,
2 But they still have a little way to go,
3 Because there are one or two things they haven't figured out yet,
4 Due to their tbad upbringing,
5 Which it is time to correct.
6 For example, a lot of them still think that maybe they have some kind of obligation to grow up eventually,
7 And quit being so much like you after a while,
8 Because they were born ulucky,
9 Unlike you,
10 And so maybe they're supposed to give something back,
11 And try to make the world into a better place,
12 Somehow,
13 Which, quite frankly, they don't have the slightest idea how to do,
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