32 Which you just can't do,
33 Because no matter what anybody tells you,
34 A game is only a game,
35 And if you want to take something seriously, then make sure it isn't a game,
36 But something important instead,
37 aLike your responsibilities and duties in life,
38 Unless you're planning to be the kind of jerk that can't tell the difference.
CHAPTER 5T1 T is for the Tools every man has to know how to use,
2 Because things have a way of breaking periodically,
3 And if you don't know how to fix things,
4 bThey'll fall apart eventually,
5 And people will think you're a lazy good-for-nothing.
6 And practically all the tools you'll ever need you can get at cSears,
7 dIncluding automotive tools, like ratchet sets, and wrenches, and jacks, and hoists,
8 eAnd carpentry tools, like saws, and hammers, and drills, and planers, and screwdrivers, and measuring tapes, and chisels, and awls, and brushes, and sanders, and many more besides,
9 fAnd masonry tools, like trowels, and levels, and reinforcing rods, and wire brushes, and other stuff too,
10 gAnd even garden tools, like wheelbarrows, and hoes, and rakes, and edgers, and lawn brooms, and plows, and seeders, and lawn mowers,
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11 Not to mention lots and lots of supplies for every kind of job you'd ever want to tackle.
CHAPTER 5U1 U is for the Universe,
2 Which has a lot of things in it that everybody has to know,
3 Including stars,
4 hSuch as the Big Dipper, and the Little Dipper, and Orion, and the Seven Sisters, and the iDog Star, and jAlpha kCentauri and a whole bunch more that you should know,
5 Not to mention our own solar system,
6 lWhich revolves around the sun,
7 And has a bunch of planets in it,
8 Like mEarth,
9 nMars,
10 oVenus,
11 pMercury,
12 qJupiter,
13 rSaturn,
14 And sNeptune,
15 Which isn't the end of it at all,
16 Because there are also comets,
17 Like Halley's Comet,
18 And meteors,
19 Which keep hitting the moon,
20 tNot to mention eclipses,
21 Which happen sometimes,
22 But don't really hurt anything,
23 Unless you're the kind that's easily frightened.
CHAPTER 5V1 V is for Values,
2 Which every man has to have,
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