11 aAnd smoking a much larger cigar than usual.
CHAPTER 121 Everyone will recognize the location of this next footage,
2 Which must have been taken with Super 8 movie film,
3 Because the colors are quite vivid,
4 Including the vivid brown of the bmud,
5 And the vivid white of all those naked flabby bellies,
6 And the vivid red of everybody's eyes,
7 Not to mention the vivid blue of Harry's school bus,
8 Which really sets off the stark white lettering down the side,
9 Not to mention the arrows pointing toward the back door of the bus,
10 Where Harry is taking in ccash by the handful,
11 Which maybe has something to do with the cryptic message spelled out by the white lettering,
12 Namely, 'For Sale — dPassports to Woodstock Nation! Enjoy a Safe and Happy Trip to eParadise!'
13 This time, Harry is wearing white cotton fcoveralls,
14 And he looks happier than he did in Chicago,
15 Probably because of all the peace and love that's going on,
16 In all that gmud.
CHAPTER 131 And now we enter the phase of Harry's life that everybody knows about,
2 hBeginning with his famous appearance at a rock concert in California,
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3 Where somebody took some 16-millimeter color footage of Harry backstage,
4 Wearing his iwhite suit,
5 And clowning with the roadies,
6 Which must be why he is wearing a red, white, and blue top hat,
7 jAnd squirting a bottle of Rolling Rock over some girls in T-shirts,
8 Who are giggling,
9 And doing jumping jacks,
10 kAnd pulling up their T-shirts every few seconds,
11 To give Harry an eyeful.
12 But everyone is entitled to a little fun every once in a while,
13 Even if you're the One,
14 Which Harry definitely was,
15 lBecause a few minutes later he went out and knocked them dead,
16 According to all accounts.
CHAPTER 141 There is also a photograph of Harry inside the cabin of his lLearjet,
2 Which must have been taken shortly after his boffo performance in mCalifornia,
3 Because there's a banner across the top of the cabin that features a bad npun on the name of an oIndiana university,
4 And seems to be declaring Harry's intention to visit this particular institution of higher learning,
5 Or bust,
6 Although this last part of the message is being acted out by a pyoung lady,
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