14 aBecause they're already too fat and lazy and stoned to have any real ideas about anything,
15 Not to mention the fact that they already know the part about the bBomb,
16 cAnd what's going to happen to the world in a few years,
17 dBecause the Most Chosen Nation on Earth is in charge of it.
CHAPTER 191 But just imagine how great it would be if they figured out that it doesn't really matter,
2 And that nothing really matters,
3 eExcept going out to the fridge for another beer,
4 fUnless there's something better than beer available.
5 Yes, truly, the world would be a different place then,
6 And it would be okay if they took a bath and put on nice clothes again,
7 And got their fancy jobs,
8 Because even if they kept on trying to gblame you for things,
9 They would completely stop trying to change you,
10 Because you are the way you are,
11 Which is really just like everyone helse is,
12 iDeep down,
13 As they have good reason to know,
14 jAnd so it's okay if they keep on buying their illegal drugs from you.
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CHAPTER 201 For when they have really figured out that knothing matters,
2 lAt all,
3 mAnd there's nothing they can do about it,
4 Or want to do about it,
5 They're going to need lots and lots of ndrugs,
6 For the rest of their lives,
7 Just like oyou.
8 And when practically everybody in the Most Chosen Nation on Earth needs lots and lots of drugs just to get by from day to day,
9 A lot of you can make a whole lot of pmoney,
10 Without having to work at it at all.
CHAPTER 211 And when Harry had said these things, the masses commenced to cheer like nobody's business,
2 And dozens of them started shouting questions at Harry,
3 Like "How can we get started?"
4 And q"How can we help them figure things out?"
5 Then Harry smiled and said, I'll explain everything.
6 rDon't worry about a thing,
7 Because it's really quite ssimple.
CHAPTER 221 It will be easy to help them,
2 Because the college kids are only tkidding themselves when they talk about making the world into a better place,
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