4 And Harry drove right into the front yard,
5 In a aSilver Cloud,
6 And jumped out, saying, Cheer up, everybody!
7 I am the bOne you have been waiting for.
8 And then the children surrounded him happily, asking him many questions,
9 Such as c"Do you have any spare change?"
10 And "Do you know anybody at the delectric company?"
11 But Harry merely laughed at their questions,
12 And said, eI will explain everything,
13 If you will all go and seat yourselves,
14 fDownwind.
CHAPTER 51 And then the children seated themselves in the tall grass,
2 And Harry spoke right up, saying, What is it that you all think is so gblessed about being poor?
3 Truly this is an idea that has only one buttock,
4 And there is much you need to learn,
5 hWhich is why you are so lucky that I am here to teach it to you.
6 But then one of the children talked back at Harry, saying, "How can we listen to you when we have hardly any iexcrement to inhale?
7 "Truly we have only these few jseeds and stems,
8 "Which are all that remain of our last nickel bag.
9 "Moreover, we have no comestibles on which to munch even if we had any excrement to inhale,
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10 "Since the only things to be found in these bags of potato chips and cheese curls are stale, broken crumbs.
11 "Indeed," said the child,
12 "It is truly a bummer."
CHAPTER 61 And when he beheld the sadness on the faces of the children seated in the tall grass, Harry felt pity for them,
2 And snapped his fingers,
3 So that the door of the Silver Cloud flew open,
4 From which came forth two tall young kAngels,
5 To whom Harry gave instructions, as follows:
6 Take from these youngsters their nickel bag and their bags of potato chips and cheese curls,
7 And do with them exactly as I tell you.
8 Thereupon did Harry instruct the tall young Angels to roll the seeds and stems into tubes,
9 Using papers to be found in the trunk of the Silver Cloud,
10 And likewise he instructed them to serve the contents of the bags of potato chips and cheese curls,
11 Using bowls to be found in the trunk of the Silver Cloud,
12 So that everything the children had could be lshared equally among them,
13 With no one left out.
14 And everything was done according to Harry's instructions,
15 And the two young Angels rolled tubes of excrement and passed them around,
16 And they likewise passed around bowls of potato chips and cheese curls,
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