5 Who will star in a Peckinpap movie called a'The Wild Getaway Dogs,'
6 Which will be all about what it's like to live in a remote little rural cottage surrounded by bpsychotic workmen who want to kill you, and crape your wife, and even dhang your cat in the closet,
7 And that's why you have to shoot as many of the workmen as you can,
8 With your ten-gauge pump action shotgun,
9 In slow motion,
10 eSo that the blood just absolutely fountains all over the place in rivers and brooks and streams,
11 fAnd then hop in the car and run for the border,
12 Shooting absolutely everyone and everything you run into along the way,
13 In slow motion,
14 gSo that the blood erupts in geysers and jets and torrents,
15 hAnd stopping only long enough to have wild sex in a cheap hotel,
16 Except that the workmen also have to stop for some wild sex with iGloria Bumper,
17 jAt the same hotel,
18 Which means there has to be a showdown,
19 Where things get really violent,
20 So that Dustin and his beautiful wife,
21 Played by kAli McGoo,
22 Have to pull out the lmachine guns they've saved for a rainy day,
23 And start mowing down workmen like crazy,
24 In slow motion,
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25 mSo that the blood explodes across the screen in floods and cataracts and oceans of gore,
26 nUntil they finally make their getaway,
27 oIn an old ppickup truck,
28 And even tip the driver,
29 qWho is the only other character to survive the movie,
30 Which just shows you what it takes to get by in the modern world,
31 What with people being the way they are and all.
CHAPTER 561 But great as he is, Dustin won't even have a part in the greatest movie that will be made in this new age,
2 Because the movie called 'Five Easy Riders' will star a bunch of other people,
3 Who will also become great stars,
4 And go on to have brilliant careers of their own,
5 rThanks to their posture, and their T-shirts, and their speech impediments,
6 Not to mention their hair,
7 Which will be really great,
8 For as long as it lasts.
9 'Five Easy Riders' will be all about what it's like to be so tired of all the lies and platitudes that you just drop out,
10 And go live with poor white trash somewhere,
11 Played by sDennis Hippy,
12 With a bunch of motorcycles,
13 Played by tHolley Davidson,
14 And cheap girlfriends,
15 Played by uKaren Block,
16 Not to mention illegal drugs,
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