6 And the only remaining survivor of the tribe that fought aCuster,
7 Who will finally be shown the way he was,
8 Namely, as a bnarcissistic schizophrenic with an IQ of about eighty-six,
9 cWhose hobby is Indian genocide,
10 Which he keeps doing to Dustin's tribe,
11 Until they eventually get fed up,
12 dAnd realize that all white men everywhere are just exactly like Custer,
13 And so what can you do?
14 eOf course, when they do it, that gives the white men all the excuse they need,
15 Which is why western history turned out the way it did,
16 And why the truth must be told,
17 At last.
CHAPTER 541 In fact, Dustin Hopeless will be an incredibly important star,
2 Because he'll make so many important movies,
3 fAnd show everyone how things really are,
4 gLike in a movie called 'The Carnal Graduate,'
5 hWhich will be all about what it's like to be an affluent college graduate in America,
6 iAs played by Dustin Hopeless, naturally,
7 jWho will do a great job of looking confused,
8 kAs well as bewildered,
9 lNot to mention baffled,
10 mBecause nothing makes any sense,
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11 nIncluding the older woman he has an affair with,
12 Played by oAnn Bankrupt,
13 pWho is completely cold and selfish and nasty about everything but qsex,
14 And her daughter,
15 Played by rKatharine Cross,
16 sWho doesn't know what to do with her life because her mother is so cold and selfish and nasty about everything,
17 And even including his parents' friends,
18 Played by tJack Nickerson and Art Carbuncle,
19 uWho are completely burned out on all the sex they've already had with Ann Bankrupt,
20 Not to mention vAnn-Margarita and wCandace Virgin and xRita Moranmoro,
21 Who have had so much sex with Jack and Art that the only thing that gets them excited anymore is plastic,
22 yFor some reason,
23 And just shows why so many young people will get so alienated from their parents and society and everything,
24 Because movies like this will show things the way they really are,
25 Whether anyone likes it or not.
CHAPTER 551 Dustin will make another important movie with a great director called Sam Peckinpap,
2 zWho will show everybody the incredible brutal violence that everyone is capable of,
3 Without exception,
4 Including even short confused looking people like aaDustin Hopeless,
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