14 aAnd, of course, Penis Envy, which is what's the matter with all women, thus explaining why nobody can ever figure out what they really want.
15 And brilliant scholars will use your ideas to bpsychoanalyze history,
16 cAnd discover that it was all about sex,
17 Just like you thought,
18 And then they'll psychoanalyze art and literature,
19 dAnd discover that they were all about sex too,
20 Including eHamlet,
21 fNo matter how silly that seems.
CHAPTER 111 After a while, of course, people will stop believing that you were right about everything,
2 gWhich is the way things go,
3 And not as bad as it sounds,
4 hBecause they'll keep on believing the really important part,
5 For example, the fact that there's a lot of stuff inside us we really can't control,
6 Stuff that's idark and dangerous and destructive,
7 No matter where it comes from,
8 jAnd even if it's not all about sex.
CHAPTER 121 And the people who stop believing that you were right about everything will still learn a lot from you.
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2 kFor example, they'll learn that the best way to answer a question is with another question,
3 lAnd they'll learn that the best way to handle a skeptic is to accuse him of denial,
4 mAnd they'll learn that the best way to be recognized as a genius is to use terminology no one can understand,
5 nAnd best of all, they'll learn that everything in psychology takes time,
6 oLots of time,
7 pAnd maybe nothing can be done anyway,
8 qAlthough it may take years to find out for sure.
CHAPTER 131 Moreover, the people who stop believing that you were right about everything will still call themselves psychologists,
2 rWhich means they'll still be looking for reasons why people can't control themselves,
3 Even if their reasons turn out to be different.
CHAPTER 141 sFor example, there will be psychologists who think that sex isn't as important as the environment,
2 tAnd they'll prove that everything is caused by the things our parents and teachers taught us,
3 uWhich we can't control,
4 vAnd proves why we're like a bunch of wrats in a xmaze.
CHAPTER 151 yOn the other hand, there will be psychologists who will prove that everything is caused by brain chemistry,
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