12 No matter who gets hurt.
CHAPTER 251 And then all was done as Harry had requested,
2 And Angels without number came forward to aswear their allegiance to him,
3 Until Harry was ready to depart,
4 In a bSilver Cloud,
5 Except that some among the masses began to frown,
6 And look unhappy,
7 So that Harry asked about the cause of their displeasure,
8 Whereupon a young woman with buckteeth spoke up in a trembling voice, saying,
9 "We would all like to feel part of this great event,
10 c"But we cannot feel a part of it without some ceremony or ritual,
11 "That involves everyone."
CHAPTER 261 And so it happened that Harry called for special water,
2 Which he carried with him in the Silver Cloud,
3 In little green bottles,
4 And he invited the masses to do as he did,
5 dAnd then he poured the special water over his own hands and rubbed them together and around each other with great exaggerated motions,
6 eSignifying that he was washing his hands of everything,
7 fAnd had no more interest in beliefs and ideals,
8 gAnd from now on, would do what he felt like doing,
9 Just like his friends in the masses.
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CHAPTER 271 When he had done this, all followed his example,
2 Including even those who almost never washed their hands,
3 Until every hand was clean,
4 Or sort of clean,
5 hAnd absolutely everyone in the whole place wanted nothing more than to go out to the fridge for another ibeer,
6 And so they did.
7 jAnd of all the assembled multitude, there was not one who drank more than Harry.
CHAPTER 281 After all these great events had taken place, Harry departed in his Silver Cloud,
2 Accompanied by many Angels,
3 And drove kwest almost as far as he could,
4 lUntil he came to a high mountainous place,
5 Where a concert was being planned,
6 For college kids.
7 And when he had arrived,
8 He spoke to the promoters,
9 And volunteered to handle all the security arrangements,
10 With his Angels,
11 And so he did.
CHAPTER 291 The Angels did a very good job with security,
2 Except that there was a terrible accident,
3 And one of the fans got mkilled,
4 nSomehow,
5 Which upset everyone quite a lot,
6 Because this hadn't happened at oWoodstock Nation,
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