7 And maybe the aRevolution was starting to bum out,
8 bWhich is when Harry got up and spoke,
9 cAnd explained how the Revolution really had bummed out,
10 dAnd how it was time to start seeing things the way they were,
11 Which wasn't good,
12 At all,
13 eAnd so maybe it was better to forget about ideals,
14 fAnd stop thinking about anything at all,
15 gAnd do lots and lots of drugs instead.
CHAPTER 301 What Harry had to say was very popular,
2 And the crowds just hloved him,
3 iAnd so he helped them wash their hands of everything,
4 jAnd then he got in the kSilver Cloud and drove to Indiana,
5 With his Angels,
6 And got there just in time to see a terrible tragedy,
7 lWhich happened when a bunch of college kids got killed because of their political beliefs,
8 mCompletely by accident,
9 nWhich is when Harry got up and spoke,
10 And explained how beliefs and ideals wouldn't help,
11 And could actually get you killed,
12 oWhich meant that it was better to stop trying to have a Revolution,
13 pAnd make money instead,
14 qNot to mention doing a lot of drugs,
15 rWithout thinking about anything at all.
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CHAPTER 311 The multitudes in Indiana just sloved Harry,
2 tAnd so he washed their hands of everything,
3 uAnd then got back into the Silver Cloud,
4 vUnless it was the Learjet he got into,
5 Because Harry had a wLearjet,
6 Which is maybe what he flew to xBoston in,
7 If it matters,
8 At all.
CHAPTER 321 It was in Boston that Harry decided to pick up a bunch of followers,
2 So that he could have a proper entourage,
3 Which all big ystars have,
4 And it's better if they're not all Angels,
5 Because,
6 Well,
7 zYou know.
8 Anyway, Harry found a great group of followers at a aacollege in Boston,
9 Where there were a whole bunch of kids who looked exactly like bbAngels,
10 Except maybe ccsmarter,
11 ddAnd Harry told them, Come with me and I will show you how to shoot fish in a barrel,
12 Which I will do while entertaining you in my Silver Cloud,
13 eeAnd my Learjet,
14 ffNot to mention all the beautiful young ladies who always accompany me in my Silver Cloud and my Learjet,
15 ggWherever I go.
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