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7 aWith her T-shirt pulled up,
8 While Harry seems to be trying to persuade her btwin sister to act out the first part of the message,
9 cUnless he's really just helping her adjust her belt,
10 Or something like that.

CHAPTER 15
1 The next footage we have was taken in Boston,
2 dIn the front yard of an ancient American university,
3 Where Harry seems perfectly at ease,
4 With his bullhorn,
5 And his ewhite suit,
6 And a crowd of eager listeners,
7 Who keep staring at the beautiful ftwin sisters standing on either side of Harry,
8 Wearing crimson sweatshirts with some sort of message printed on them in gLatin.
9 And although it's hard to make out all the words because of the static,
10 It's still possible to understand what Harry is saying,
11 hBecause he keeps repeating the same message over and over and over again,
12 Which is, If you would know the itruth, come with me,
13 Because I am jHarry,
14 And I own the truth and the way,
15 And I can show you how to shoot fish in a kbarrel,
16 If you will follow me,
17 Back to my Learjet.

CHAPTER 16
1 There is also some footage that may have been taken a few hours later on the Learjet,
a.Ira.13.10
b.Dav.56.15
c.Ira.36.2-6
d.Wil.47.1-2
e.Ira.13.4
f.Ira.44.7
g.Hill.1.2-3
h.Boul.26.7-11
i.Ira.15.8
j.Adam.31.5
k.Vin.31.5
Mawr.3.1-5
Ned.30.42
l.Vin.52.3
m.Vin.4.19-21
n.Vin.26.1-3
o.Vin.27.2
p.Ira.15.12
q.Vin.27.4
r.Mawr.20.1-7
s.Dav.48.12
t.Ned.2.12-13
2 And maybe a few jereboams of lchampagne later too,
3 Because there are a lot of great big empty Moët bottles around,
4 And the camera seems kind of tipsy,
5 Which is why it takes a few tries to figure out what's going on,
6 Until you realize that this is quite a moving and historic scene,
7 Because Harry is mwashing the hands of his new followers,
8 nWith fizzy water from little green bottles,
9 While he speaks softly and calmly to each oone in turn,
10 Saying, Let me wash the worst of the grime off your hands,
11 Which is necessary if you are going to enjoy your new life with me,
12 pBecause you will not get a chance to lay your hands on the truth,
13 Unless they're qclean,
14 Which seems like a reasonable request to me,
15 Because I think they'd even be within their rrights to make you shower first,
16 Since this is a glamorous and exotic Learjet,
17 Streaking toward Malibu,
18 And not some grubby mixer,
19 At the Sigma Delta Sigma fraternity house.
20 And one by one, the followers allow Harry to prepare them for a new life,
21 And if you can stand the motion of the camera, you can identify all of them,
22 Including sNed in his t'Off the Capitalist Pigs' T-shirt,