7 Because it is your mission to go out and spread the aGood Word in my name,
8 And to let the citizens of the Most Chosen Nation in the whole history of the world know that they have finally gotten the bmessiah they have calways wanted,
9 And should not be ashamed to acknowledge that they are followers of my way,
10 Which means that they are dHarriers,
11 And can look to me, eHarry, for Consolation.
CHAPTER 131 Then, when you have spread the fGood Word to all my followers,
2 You can move on to even ggreater works,
3 hNamely, the establishment of a new institution that will eventually take the place of the iones they used to believe in.
4 This new institution will be called the jPontifical Harrier Parish of the United States of America,
5 And will have its seat in the City of kPhiladelphia,
6 lBecause Philadelphia is the land of my birth,
7 And besides, there just couldn't be any more perfect city than Philadelphia for an minstitution like this one,
8 Which will offer everything that nHarriers need,
9 Including plenty of meaningless rituals,
10 oWhich will have dignified names like Harrification, Adultification, and Consolation,
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11 pBecause people just love meaningless rituals, whether they believe in anything or not,
12 And plenty of lofty-sounding language,
13 qBecause if the language is lofty enough, it doesn't matter if it doesn't say anything at all,
14 And loads of signs and rsymbols and holidays and hymns,
15 sBecause these are things that people have had for thousands of years and couldn't live without,
16 Not to mention a reliable source for high-quality tConsolation,
17 uAt very competitive prices,
18 Because if you're a Harrier, vConsolation is as close as you'll ever get to divine bliss.
CHAPTER 141 I won't kid you about the fact that it may take a long time for the wPontifical Harrier Parish to replace all the other institutions people like to patronize,
2 Because Harriers are creatures of habit,
3 Since habits make it easy to live from one day to the next without really thinking about it,
4 But we will xwin out in the end,
5 Because most of the other institutions are already just branches of the yGreater Harrier Parish,
6 Which has been growing without any help from us for years and years already anyway,
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