6 aAnd slept with thousands and thousands of groupies,
7 bUntil he got busted on about forty-five counts of using and dealing illegal drugs,
8 cWhich is why he was so lucky that the very best criminal lawyer in the whole country wasn't busy working on Ned's appeal,
9 And was therefore available to take Vinnie's case,
10 And get him off with eight months of community service,
11 Which made his fans incredibly happy,
12 So that he set a music industry record with the sales of his brand-new dalbum about what it feels like to be a Harrier doing community service.
CHAPTER 431 eTony was an Arch Harrier in San Francisco for a couple of years,
2 fAnd then returned to the academic world,
3 And got gtenure at a famous university,
4 And became chairman of the hpsychology department,
5 iAnd never thought about a single thing again,
6 Until he got into trouble for coercing a young female doctoral candidate to have jsex with him in exchange for approving her dissertation topic,
7 Which would probably have been kokay,
8 Except that he also extorted sexual favors from the doctoral candidate's young lover,
9 lWho turned out to be the daughter of the dean,
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10 mNot to mention a few years underage,
11 nWhich he got sent to prison for,
12 But atoned for when he got out,
13 oBy starting a very successful self-help group for reformed sexual offenders,
14 pWhich is how he got the contract to write his best-selling book,
15 qAnd all those invitations to talk about his problems on TV talk shows,
16 Which is how he got the financial backing to set up his nationwide network of franchised sex offender clinics,
17 Until he had so much money that nobody minded when he married a nineteen-year-old rporn queen,
18 sAnd moved to Beverly Hills.
CHAPTER 441 tJoe was an Arch-Harrier for a year or so in Atlanta,
2 And then he sold his Silver Ghost and moved north,
3 And pronounced himself a depraved sinner,
4 uWho had suddenly seen the light,
5 vThanks to the personal intervention of Jesus Christ in his life,
6 Which is why he felt compelled to use his bonus and the money from the Silver Ghost to buy a television station,
7 And start a TV ministry.
8 The thing that was truly different and exciting about Joe's TV ministry was that he wanted to bring Jesus Christ to wold people,
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