9 Near Philadelphia,
10 Where he made a bunch of very good acontacts,
11 Which came in handy when he got paroled,
12 bAnd wrote a book about how he wasn't really responsible for what happened,
13 But was really sorry anyway,
14 cFor some reason,
15 Which got him on a bunch of talk shows,
16 So that everyone could see that he wasn't some terrible monster,
17 But just like them,
18 dAnd so everybody forgave him,
19 Including the egorgeous talk show host he married,
20 And he eventually landed a new job,
21 As a lobbyist in fWashington, D.C.,
22 Where he had this incredibly beautiful mansion in Georgetown,
23 gWhich was perfect down to the last detail,
24 Including the Silver Ghost in the driveway.
CHAPTER 411 hNed and Lucky continued with their business,
2 Getting bigger and richer all the time,
3 Especially after the merger with the Pontifical Harrier Parish,
4 iWhich is when Lucky became Vice-President for Production and Distribution,
5 And helped jNed increase profits by about a thousand percent.
6 kIn fact, Ned even had a cover story written about his financial services conglomerate in some national business magazine,
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7 Although the lreporter was nice enough to leave out the part about the Pontifical Harrier Parish,
8 Which is maybe why it was such a big surprise to everybody when he came under investigation by the SEC,
9 And the Department of Treasury,
10 And the Interstate Commerce Commission,
11 And the FBI,
12 And the CIA,
13 Explaining why he needed to hire the mbest criminal lawyer in the whole country,
14 And probably also explaining why he lost anyway,
15 nAnd would have gone to prison for life,
16 Except that he skipped out on a fifty-million-dollar bond,
17 oWhich left him with only seven hundred and eighty million dollars to start a new life with,
18 When he got to pRio,
19 Not to mention how well qLucky made out,
20 When he succeeded Ned as rNumber One.
CHAPTER 421 sVinnie took a position as an Arch-Angel in tLos Angeles until he earned a big enough ubonus to go back to his rock and roll band.
2 Then he wrote a whole bunch of great vhit songs about how great it was to be a Harrier,
3 And sold millions and millions of albums,
4 And got a bunch of awards,
5 wAnd bought about a dozen houses in the best neighborhoods all over the country,
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