7 And a long platinum blond wig,
8 And huge falsies,
9 And enough makeup to choke a horse,
10 So that you almost wouldn't know it was Harry,
11 aExcept for the bottle of Jack Daniel's,
12 bAnd the cigar,
13 cAnd what his hand is doing inside the other girl's bodice.
14 Of course, the explanation for Harry's outfit is quite obvious,
15 Because there's a huge banner over Harry's head,
16 dWhich reads, 'Congratulations on Failing Your Physical,'
17 And says it all.
CHAPTER 101 This next sequence is really quite interesting,
2 Because it seems to show Harry working at a job,
3 Which makes it a rare item in the annals of Harry,
4 A unique item, in fact,
5 Especially when you see that his employer is a ebeadle named Bub,
6 Who is screeching in the middle of the frame,
7 While Harry tries to adjust the feedback somewhere off to the right of the stage,
8 Although what Harry is doing isn't helping,
9 Because the awful sound isn't feedback at all,
10 But the beadle's voice,
11 Which is pointing out that times have changed,
12 And if you're looking for answers,
13 fBe careful to inhale deeply,
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14 gBecause…...
15 And this is where Harry's meddling really fouls things up, so you can't hear anything recognizable for a while,
16 Until right at the very end it gets a little bit better,
17 hAnd you can hear the beadle telling us to drink a lot of Rolling Rocks,
18 Or something like that,
19 Which must be good advice,
20 Because Harry has quit messing with the sound equipment,
21 iAnd is writing furiously in a little notebook.
CHAPTER 111 Our next shot of Harry consists of video footage,
2 jProvided by a television station in Chicago,
3 Where lots of people showed up to do their civic duty at the Democratic National Convention,
4 Including lots of cops wearing helmets and shields and knice long truncheons,
5 lAnd lots of young people wearing beards and picket signs with mnice long handles,
6 And Harry,
7 Who you can just see at the extreme right-hand side of the frame,
8 Doing a brisk business at his little booth,
9 Under a sign that says n'Human Feces for Sale — Pre-Bagged and Ready for Throwing,'
10 Which maybe explains why Harry is wearing plastic ocoveralls,
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