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5 aWho will have a funny, hot-tempered boss,
6 bNot to mention some funny friends,
7 cWho will help Susie have all kinds of funny adventures,
8 For years.
9 In fact, people will adore Susie and she will be very popular,
10 dThough not as popular as Lucky Boll, of course.

CHAPTER 33
1 There will be another show called 'I Love Dick,'
2 Which will be all about a sane TV comedy writer,
3 Played by eDick Tyler Morgue,
4 fWho will have a funny, hot-tempered boss,
5 Played by gCurly Rhino,
6 Not to mention a funny hysterical wife,
7 Played by hMarie Van Dirge,
8 And some funny friends too,
9 iWho will help Dick have all kinds of funny adventures,
10 For years.
11 And people will adore Dick also,
12 jAnd he will become almost as popular as Lucky Bell,
13 But not quite.

CHAPTER 34
1 There will be another great comedy show called 'I Love Badger,'
2 kWhich will be completely different from other shows,
3 lBecause it will be all about a crazy little boy named Badger Cadger,
4 Who will have sane parents named Jane and Word,
5 Even though Word will hardly ever say anything except 'You want to tell me about it, Badger?'
a.Ed.27.4
b.Ed.27.6
c.Ed.27.9
d.Ed.27.11
e.Dav.40.9
f.Ed.32.5
g.Dav.57.32
h.Ed.27.3
i.Ed.32.7
j.Ed.27.11
k.Ed.32.2
l.Ed.32.3
m.Ira.6.9-10
n.Ed.31.9
o.Ed.4.3
p.Ed.34.10
q.Ed.27.1
 6 But Badger will never want to tell Word about it,
7 Because it's too awful,
8 Whatever it is,
9 Even though Badger and his brother Walleye hardly ever do anything that's really awful,
10 mBecause they live in a nice white house in the suburbs,
11 nWhere nothing awful ever happens,
12 Which may help explain why 'I Love Badger' will become so very popular,
13 Although,
14 You know.

CHAPTER 35
1 Knowing you as I do (said Charlie),
2 I know you must be thinking that your show might have survived if you had called it 'I Love Ed,'
3 And if you had left ome out of it altogether,
4 And had given yourself a nice family instead,
5 pWith a nice white house in the suburbs,
6 And it is true that there will be hundreds and hundreds of great shows like this,
7 Including 'I Love Patty Puke,'
8 And 'I Love Gadget,'
9 And 'I Love My Three or Four Sons,'
10 And 'I Love My Son of a Bachelor Father,'
11 And 'I Love Izzie and Henrietta and Chip and Dale and All Their Dumb Neighbors,'
12 qNot to mention 'I Love Lucky Even Without Dizzy,'