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13 aWhich will all be as clever and original as they come.
14 But if you think that a comedy show can't succeed unless it's about a not very funny family that's completely average in every respect,
15 You'd just be kidding yourself,
16 Because there will be other clever and original comedy shows that feature stars who aren't completely average,
17 bAnd are much more like me instead,
18 And they will succeed,
19 Spectacularly,
20 Unlike yours.

CHAPTER 36
1 For example, there will be a great comedy show called 'I Love My Horse,'
2 cWhich will be very very different from other shows,
3 dBecause it will be all about a sane architect named Wilmer,
4 Who has a talking horse named Mr. Red,
5 eOr something like that,
6 fNot to mention a crazy blond wife,
7 gAnd a nice white house in the suburbs,
8 hAnd some funny next-door neighbors,
9 iWho will all help Wilmer get into tremendous jams with his horse,
10 Because they're all too stupid to know that Mr. Red can talk,
11 jWhich is just like humans, isn't it?
12 Anyway, Mr. Red will go on to become a very popular star,
13 And maybe even more popular than some movie stars,
a.Ed.26.9-10
b.Ed.3.3
c.Ed.34.2
d.Ed.33.2
e.Ed.28.8
f.Ed.32.3
g.Ed.35.5
h.Ed.33.8
i.Ed.32.7
j.Zig.9.2
k.Barb.1.8
Mawr.22.24
l.Ed.30.15-16
m.Ed.36.1
n.Ed.32.3
o.Grk.11.1-2
Zig.7.9
p.Dav.40.9
q.Ed.36.7
r.Ed.31.5
s.Ed.31.7
t.Ed.36.11
u.Ed.32.4
v.Ed.35.13
 14 kSuch as Franco the talking mule,
15 Who will be a has-been long before Mr. Red comes along,
16 Which doesn't say anything at all about where Mr. Red will get the idea to start talking,
17 Because all the really great comedy shows will be completely original,
18 Not to mention clever,
19 lWhich you'll always be able to tell by how hard people are laughing on the prerecorded laugh track.

CHAPTER 37
1 There will be another comedy show called 'I Love My Model T,'
2 mWhich will be completely different from 'I Love My Horse,'
3 nBecause it will be all about a crazy blond secretary who turns into a Model T,
4 oFor some reason,
5 And then goes to live with her son,
6 played by pJoey Tyler Morgue,
7 qWho lives in a nice white house in the suburbs,
8 rWith his sane blond wife,
9 sAnd their helpful and well-mannered children,
10 tWho never suspect that the Model T in the garage is their dad's mother,
11 Even though the uModel T is old,
12 And therefore doesn't belong in the suburbs,
13 At all,
14 Which is why the show will not last for years and years,
15 vIn spite of being so clever and original.