9 For years.
10 In fact, Margie will become very famous,
11 And lots and lots of people will adore her,
12 aBut not as much as Lucky Bull.
CHAPTER 301 There will be another great comedy show called 'I love Deana,'
2 bWhich will be completely different from 'I Love Lucky' and 'I Love Margie,'
3 cNot to mention 'I Love Alice,'
4 dBecause it will be all about a sane blond housewife,
5 Played by eDeana Rood,
6 fWho will have a mild-tempered husband with a cardigan and a newspaper,
7 Played by gKarl Botch,
8 hNot to mention some helpful and well-mannered children,
9 iWho will live with Deana in a nice white house in the suburbs,
10 Where nothing ever happens,
11 For years.
12 In fact, people will adore Deana and she will become very popular,
13 Even though nothing funny will ever happen to her or her family,
14 Which won't be a problem at all,
15 Because there will be a wonderful prerecorded laugh track on the show,
16 jSo that everybody will know which unfunny things to laugh at.
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CHAPTER 311 There will be another great comedy show called 'I Love Father,'
2 Which will be completely different from other shows,
3 kBecause it will be all about a sane dad,
4 Played by lMiracle Wilby,
5 Who will have a sane wife with a snooty accent,
6 Played by mMr. Sprocket's mother,
7 nNot to mention some helpful and well-mannered children,
8 oWho will live with Father in a nice white house in the suburbs,
9 pWhere nothing ever happens,
10 For years.
11 In fact, people will adore Father and he will become very popular,
12 qEven though nothing funny will ever happen on his comedy show either,
13 rWhich is why he'll use the same prerecorded laugh track that Deana uses,
14 sEven though he won't be quite as popular as Deana Rood,
15 tWhat with Deana being a real attractive-looking woman after all,
16 uIn spite of always having her dress buttoned up to her neck.
CHAPTER 321 There will be another great comedy show called 'I Love Susie,'
2 vWhich will be completely different from other shows,
3 wBecause it will be all about a crazy blond secretary,
4 Played by xAnnette Northern,
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