2 So that no one will ever forget it,
3 No matter how much they might want to,
4 aAlthough they won't want to,
5 Because it will be a great movie featuring the greatest part ever offered to a woman in Hollywood,
6 Which will be played by bVivien Leigh,
7 Not to mention a supporting cast led by cButterfly McQueen,
8 And co-starring dRaymond Massey,
9 And a bunch of other stars too,
10 Including John Wayne as eGeneral Sherman,
11 And some more average looking guy as fGeneral Grant,
12 Played by somebody like gHarry Morgan,
13 And hGeorge Peppard as the son who would grow up to become a stupendously wealthy carpetbagger,
14 And iCarroll Baker as George's mother,
15 jFor some reason,
16 And kDebbie Reynolds as the dance hall girl with a heart of gold,
17 And lGregory Peck as the riverboat gambler with a heart of gold,
18 And even some Brits,
19 mFor some reason.
20 Anyway,
21 It will be all about a girl named nScarlett,
22 Who lives in a place called oTara,
23 pDown south somewhere,
24 qIn Cinerama,
25 rWith a bunch of happy comical slaves with funny voices,
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26 Including a maid called Sissy,
27 And a butler called sRhett Rochester,
28 Who don't always get treated just exactly right by Miss Scarlett,
29 tWho doesn't exactly have a heart of gold,
30 Probably because she's so ubeautiful,
31 In spite of being a Brit,
32 Which maybe explains why she loves a little pansy Brit called vAshley,
33 wWho goes off to fight in the Civil War,
34 Which is started, very sadly, by xPresident Massey, who holds his head in his hands a lot,
35 Leaving Scarlett all alone with yOlivia De Havilland,
36 Who is a real pain in the neck,
37 zEspecially when Mr. Lincoln tells aaJohn Wayne to burn the back lot of Atlanta completely to the ground,
38 bbIn Technicolor,
39 Which smudges everyone's face,
40 Not to mention everyone's disappointment about how ccOlivia De Havilland didn't get killed in the fire,
41 ddWhich means Scarlett isn't ever going to get her hands on Ashley,
42 Who is incredibly loyal to his wife,
43 Just like all Confederate Brits everywhere.
44 Meanwhile, eeClark Gable is busy running the union blockade,
45 On a great big ship called the Bounty,
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