A VISION OF THE MARTYR FRED AS EXPURGATED FOR THE
CENTRALIANS

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CHAPTER 1
1 Ah yes.
2 The asmart ones.
3 The ones who have gotten the best grades,
4 And the highest btest scores,
5 The ones who have the brightest prospects for the future,
6 Because the world is your oyster.
7 Isn't that how it goes?
8 Isn't that what they've told you?
9 Of course it is.
10 So why do you need any advice from a Harrier,
11 Especially from a lowly cParish Beacon,
12 Like dme?

CHAPTER 2
1 Maybe you don't need any advice from me.
2 Maybe it will all work out,
3 Somehow,
4 Although I feel you should know that I was like you,
5 Once,
6 Long before I ever heard of Harry,
7 Back when I was young and smart,
8 When the world was my oyster,
9 Which it was until the day I discovered my oyster didn't have any pearls in it,
10 Because the swine had gotten there firt.
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b.Hill.T.1-11
c.Ext.38.11
d.Ext.48.1-7
CHAPTER 3
1 And so I am going to share with you what little I know,
2 Whether you listen or not,
3 Because I feel for you,
4 And I fear for you,
5 Especially if you do not adopt the Way of Harry,
6 Because if you don't,
7 They will take you apart,
8 All at once,
9 Or a little bit at a time,
10 Until there is nothing left of you,
11 Nothing, that is, but bitterness and pain.
12 Are you listening, my children?

CHAPTER 4
1 I know that I do not sound like a committed follower of Harry,
2 But I must assure you I am,
3 Even if I cannot stop thinking completely,
4 And even if I wake up at three in the morning from time to time,
5 Wondering what I might have done to stop Harry,
6 Before he conquered the Most Chosen Nation on Earth,
7 And put us all to sleep.
8 But when I wake up like that,
9 Sweating in my bed,
10 I force myself to go back to sleep,
11 Because I never had a chance at stopping Harry,