|CHAPTER 11 I'd like to welcome all the communications professionals in our audience to today's edition of the Harry Show.
2 Of course, Harry can't be with us this morning,
3 Because he's in Rio instead,
4 Which is why aI will be your guest host,
5 For the great show we have planned,
6 Which will start immediately after the following bcommercial announcements.
7 Stay tuned.
CHAPTER 21 "Nobody's thinking about it,
2 "But it's coming anyway,
3 "And it'll be here before you know it!
4 "What is it?
5 "It's the great new fall season on the Harrier Television Network!
6 "You say you like sitcoms?
7 "Well, we've got 'em,
8 c"And they're just exactly like all the others you've always loved,
9 "Only more so.
10 "Take 'I Love the Family Next Door,'
12 "The Sleasel family are the neighbors everybody loves to hate,
||13 "Which is why you'll just love them to death.
15 "Why that must be Arnie Sleasel, the long-suffering edad who's always so painfully constipated that everyone just runs for cover when they hear him flush the toilet,
16 "Which happens a lot on 'I Love the Family Next Door.'
18 "Why that must be Arnie's wife May, who suffers from chronic diarrhea, and keeps everybody in stitches with endless jokes about Arnie's intestines, not to mention his impotence and his rotten wages as a muffler mechanic.
20 "Why that must be little Billy, the Sleasels' fprecocious son, who's only twelve but spends a lot of time in the bathroom with Arnie's 'Playboy,' and who gets off some really good ones about his parents' intestines, and Arnie's impotence, and May's flat chest, not to mention his sister Barbara's chest, which is anything but flat, even though she's only fourteen.
22 g"Why that must be Barbara now. She's constantly in the bathroom because of her medication, which she's needed ever since she came home from Times Square,