|3 Especially geography,
4 In spite of Dick and Jane's best efforts.
5 See Dick and Jane teaching World geography?
7 They Would,
8 If it Were in the curriculum.
9 It is?
11 See Dick and Jane teaching World geography?
12 See the little Whiz kids identifying the largest river system in South America?
13 Well, that's because they didn't get to Waterways yet.
14 See the little Wonders identifying the largest country in South America?
15 Well, that's because they didn't get to Western anations yet.
16 See the little Wasters identifying the continent of South America?
17 Well, that's because…...
18 Well, you know,
20 bAnd besides, all's Well that ends Well,
21 And they'll end Well,
||22 Won't they?
CHAPTER X1 dX is for the Unknown Variable,
2 eWhich is getting more and more unknown all the time,
3 Just like Algebra.
CHAPTER Y1 fY is for Years.
2 Which is how long each and every semester lasts,
3 For Dick and Jane.
CHAPTER Z1 Z is for Zero,
2 Which is the easiest number to count to,
3 And why Dick and Jane like it so much,
4 Which is just as well,
5 gBecause that's the number the Most Chosen Zoo on Earth is counting down to,
6 Which is why it's so nice to have Harry's Way,
7 To give our countdown,
8 Just the right hZip.