|5 So that they can Reel them off anytime,
6 Almost as Rapidly as Dick and Jane can,
7 Like the Right to be afree,
8 And the Right to be bRich,
9 And the Right to be cRude,
10 And the Right to be dRaunchy whenever you feel like it,
11 And the Right to get eRipped whenever you feel like it,
12 And the Right to fRelax whenever you need a Rest,
13 And the Right to gRegard other people's property as Refuse,
14 And the Right to hReject any Rules you don't like,
15 And the Right to iRidicule everyone and everything you don't like,
16 Not to mention the Right to be self-Righteous about your Rights,
17 And utterly jRuthless about protecting them.
CHAPTER S1 S is for the Suburbs.
2 Which is where Dick and Jane livek,
3 Not to mention all the little Sewer-mouths in their class,
4 Which is where they've learned all their Superb Social Skills.
5 See all the Stylish little Subdivisions in the Suburbs?
6 lSee all the Spanking new Split-levels in the Subdivisions?
7 See all the Sensible Station wagons parked in front of the Split-levels?
8 See all the Snazzy little Sport Sedans parked next to the Station wagons?
||9 See all the Spruce little Shrubs that Separate the Split-levels?
10 See the Spindly little Sapling that Someone Stuck in front of each Split-level?
11 Isn't it all just Splendid?
12 See the mSchool Situated down the Street,
13 A Stone's throw from the nearest Suburban nmall?
14 This is the School where the little Sad Sacks learn all the Subjects they will need to Succeed in life,
15 Like Scienceo,
16 pAnd Social Studies,
17 qAnd Spanish,
18 rAnd Shop.
19 See the sSports fields next to the School?
20 This is where the little Studs learn all the Stuff they will need to know about Stomping the excrement out of their topponents in life,
21 Like Screaming obscenities at the officials,
22 And always Sliding with your Spikes high,
23 And Spearing the other team's Star when the official isn't looking,
24 And other Skills too,
25 Which it's a Shame the Sissy girls aren't getting too,
26 The way Jane looks at it.
27 uSee Jane looking Steamed in the Stands about how the little Sisters in her class don't get to play enough Sports?
28 vSee all the Sexy little Strumpets in the Stands thinking about Some Special Sports of their own?
29 wSee all the Starry-eyed parents in the Stands, Shrieking for another Stupendous victory?
30 See all the xOthers in the Stands, Side by Side with the Suburban Set?