|8 aAnd somehow the Little Lovebirds in Dick and Jane's classes have Learned that it's the Logical answer for every possible social issue,
9 No matter how Ludicrous it might sound.
CHAPTER M1 M is for bmusic.
2 Which the little Maniacs know an awful lot about,
3 Unless you Mean cMozart,
4 Or Mahler,
5 Or Mendelssohn,
6 Or Mussorgsky,
7 Or even Mantovani,
8 dWhich is why it Might be better to ask them about Mick instead.
CHAPTER N1 N is for eNow,
2 Which is the only ftime that matters,
3 In the Most Chosen Nation on Earth.
CHAPTER O1 O is for the gOthers,
2 hWho always get it in the neck,
3 And who are the iOnly good guys left in the history book,
4 Because it's very important to give the little Ogres an Object lesson,
5 jIn the Ontogeny of Blame.
CHAPTER P1 P is for kParents,
||2 Who are a Pain in the Pants to Dick and Jane,
3 With all their Preaching in PTA meetings,
4 And all their Penny-Pinching in Precinct voting,
5 And all their Popping off to the Press,
6 And all their Permissiveness with the little Pariahs they're lover-Populating the Planet with,
7 And all their Pompous Posturing in Public Opinion Polls,
8 mAnd all their Prevarications about their Puny Participation in their Progeny's upbringing.
9 And if Dick and Jane's own Prize Pups were Performing just a tiny bit better than anybody else's,
10 They'd get Pretty Peevish about the whole Parent Problem,
11 And they Probably will anyway,
12 nIf they're Pursuing the Path of Harry.
CHAPTER Q1 Q is for Questions,
2 oWhich nobody really asks anymore,
3 Unless it's about Quitting class early,
4 Which is the Question Dick and Jane really like best,
5 Because it's the one they know the answer to.
CHAPTER R1 R is for Rightsp.
2 Which everyone has,
3 Including even the little Rotters in Dick and Jane's classes,
4 Which somebody Related to them at some point,