17 aWhich he did.
18 After his departure, it took a while for the dust to clear, but eventually the situation was resolved in the usual, inexplicable Brit way,
19 With a bforeigner on the throne,
20 Which became a succession of foreigners,
21 Including some cqueens,
22 And then a whole series of dim-witted dGeorges,
23 Who did a great job of ensuring that Brit foreign policy stay stupid and backward enough to increase British power enormously.
CHAPTER 181 What with all the fun the Brits had been having at home for the last few centuries,
2 eKilling kings,
3 And changing forms of government,
4 fAnd assimilating lots of foreign rulers,
5 It might seem that they were too busy to cause a lot of trouble for other nations,
6 But as it turns out,
7 The Brits are never too busy to cause trouble for other nations,
8 And in spite of all their grevolutions and other hsports,
9 They had found time to make quite a lot of progress toward world dominion,
10 iWhich can't have been easy,
11 But the Brits had a secret weapon,
12 jCalled the class system,
13 Which gave everybody a stiff upper lip,
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14 And an incredibly distorted view of reality.
CHAPTER 191 Under the Brit class system, there were basically two classes,
2 kNamely the Lords,
3 lAnd the commoners.
4 The Lords had lots of money and titles and were mvery well bred,
5 nWhich meant that they dressed very well,
6 And received what the British called a ogentleman's education,
7 pWhich started before birth,
8 qAnd often ended in a horrible death.
9 For example, the babies of Lords were required to be born fully dressed,
10 rAnd weren't allowed to cry,
11 sFrom their first spanking on,
12 Through their beatings in the nursery,
13 tThrough their canings in public school,
14 And so forth,
15 For the rest of their lives.
16 They were raised by governesses,
17 Called nannies,
18 Who helped prepare them for public school by keeping them from forming any emotional attachments to their parents,
19 Or anyone else,
20 Since emotional attachments can lead to crying,
21 Which causes the upper lip to quiver,
22 uAnd is therefore not allowed.
23 After being properly prepared in this way, the children of Lords,
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