11 And then Slash Frazzle and St. Nuke fought to a draw,
12 With neither gaining the upper hand,
13 Until they were both exhausted,
14 Even though neither would concede to the other.
CHAPTER 121 The Shuteye Train held that it was impossible to say there was nothing worth reading since the punks had never aread anything in the first place,
2 Whereas the BMs and Braindead and Jefferson Airhead and the Flies and the Bonnevilles and the Graduates and the Brickbats and Blue Bus all agreed with bHate Mail that there was nothing to read that had anything to do with Punk City.
3 Thereupon Joe Kay of the Shuteye Train felled all of the BMs and all of the Brickbats with his long scriver,
4 And Reedy Weeks of the Shuteye Train felled all of Braindead and all of Blue Bus with his long scriver,
5 And Pig Millions of the Shuteye Train felled all of the Flies and all of the Bonnevilles with his bare hands,
6 And Loco Dantes of the Shuteye Train felled all of Jefferson Airhead and all of the Graduates and all of the Four Horsemen with his long scriver.
7 Then no one denied that it was impossible to say there was nothing worth reading.
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CHAPTER 131 The Spraycans held that maybe it was time for the punks to get better at reading,
2 Whereas the Gum Wrappers, the Disco Queens, Head Cheese, Brass Knuckles, Hysterix, and the Inkblots held that it was too much ctrouble to get better at reading.
3 Thereupon the Epissiles and the 440s and the Doomslayers and the Snakes agreed with the Spraycans,
4 And the Gum Wrappers, the Disco Queens, Head Cheese, Brass Knuckles, Hysterix, and the Inkblots said that they had thought it over and wanted to get better at reading too.
CHAPTER 141 Hate Mail held that if the punks were going to read something, then they'd better be ready to write something too,
2 Because everything they read was going to be dlies,
3 And it was time to throw it back in their face,
4 Unless nobody felt like being a punk anymore.
5 Thereupon the Epissiles agreed with Hate Mail,
6 And held that the punks should start writing down how they felt,
7 And what they thought,
8 So that nobody would have to put his life on the line over a question that was already settled.
9 Then Hate Mail agreed with the Epissiles,
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