CHAPTER 91 The Gutter Boys held that the punks didn't know anything because life was too hard in the streets to leave much time for alearning,
2 Whereas the Epissiles held that the punks didn't know anything because they'd never been bcurious about anything.
3 Thereupon Mick Garbage of the Gutter Boys felled Shorty Hymme of the Epissiles with his armreel,
4 And the Grate One of the Gutter Boys felled Flats Eyre and Skinny Grope of the Epissiles with his long scriver,
5 And Zero Daze of the Epissiles felled Tom Terd of the Gutter Boys with his long scriver,
6 And St. Nuke of the Epissiles felled Mick Garbage and the Grate One with his long scriver,
7 Then the Gutter Boys no longer denied that the punks didn't know anything because they'd never been curious about anything.
CHAPTER 101 The Hypo's agreed with the Epissiles that the punks didn't know anything because they'd never been curious about anything,
2 Although the Hypo's thought that being obsessed with cdrugs had something to do with it too,
3 Which the Epissiles conceded,
4 Whereas Female Trouble held that life was so complicated and awful and full of dhormones that there was no point in being curious about anything.
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5 Thereupon Piss Pink of the Hypo's felled Fallopia, Edna Uterus, Vagina Jame, and LaVulva of Female Trouble with her whip.
6 Then Female Trouble no longer held that life was too complicated and awful and full of hormones for the punks to be curious about anything.
CHAPTER 111 The Glimmers agreed that the punks didn't know anything because they'd never been curious,
2 And they agreed with the Hypo's that drugs had something to do with it too,
3 eBut they also continued to insist that the punks weren't learning anything because they couldn't read very well,
4 Which the Epissiles and the Hypo's conceded,
5 Whereas Hate Mail held that there wasn't anything worth reading anyway,
6 Except a bunch of fdead history and lies and gboring garbage that didn't have anything to do with Punk City.
7 Thereupon Johnny Stamp of Hate Mail felled Zero Daze of the Epissiles with his long scriver,
8 And Dead Letter of Hate Mail felled Skinny Grope of the Epissiles with his long scriver,
9 And Slash Frazzle of Hate Mail felled Shorty Hymme of the Epissiles with his long scriver,
10 And St. Nuke of the Epissiles felled Johnny Stamp, Dead Letter, and Bad Licker of Hate Mail with his long scriver,
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