13 "'I ♥ DRINKING & DRIVING,'
14 "'I ♥ FETUSES,'
15 "'I ♥ BUYING AMERICAN JUNK,'
16 "'I ♥ EQUAL RIGHTS FOR THE SUPERIOR SEX,'
17 "'I ♥ GETTING DRUNK & SHOOTING ANYTHING THAT MOVES,'
18 "'I ♥ CASUAL SEX WITH STRANGERS,'
19 "'I ♥ OUTLAWS WITH GUNS,'
20 "'I ♥ HONKING MY HORN TO PROVE MY RELIGIOUS ZEAL,'
21 "'I ♥ COMMUNISTS BUT ONLY WHEN THEY'RE DEAD,'
22 "'I ♥ POLLUTION,'
23 "'I ♥ NUCLEAR WARS,'
24 "'I ♥ RACISTS,'
25 "'I ♥ SMASHING INTO NIP CARS,'
26 "'I ♥ ANY MAN WITH THE PRICE OF A MOTEL ROOM IN HIS POCKET,'
27 "And many many more.
28 "Order today by credit card,
29 "Or call toll-free for our special value pack,
30 "Which contains enough bumper stickers for every car in the whole family."
CHAPTER 191 "He was a peace-loving cop on vacation in Europe,
2 "Until someone killed an American,
3 "Which they shouldn't have done,
4 "Because now they have to deal with Jingo!
5 "aJingo can't be reasoned with,
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6 "Because he doesn't understand any foreign languages.
7 "Jingo can't be brainwashed,
8 "Because he doesn't have a brain.
9 "Jingo can't be stopped,
10 "Because he's the star of 'Jingo!'
11 "The all-American movie that'll have you cheering in your seats,
12 "At the biggest hail of bullets to tear up Europe since D-Day!
13 "'Jingo!'"
14 "Coming soon to a theater near you."
CHAPTER 201 We're back.
2 And we're ready to tackle the question 'Why would anyone want to spread the Word of Harry?'
3 Can you help us with this question, Dr. bTony?
4 "Yes indeed.
5 "Be glad to.
6 "The best reason for spreading the Word of Harry is that it's so easy and rewarding to do,
7 c"And if you want a career in communications,
8 "Then it's practically impossible not to spread the Word of Harry,
9 d"Without working really really hard,
10 "Because the Word of Harry is everywhere around us,
11 "Like the air we breathe,
12 "And everybody basically knows that already,
13 "Even if they've never really thought about it,
14 "Which is about par for Harriers anyway,
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