28 "And getting tough on crime too,
29 "Like putting my opponent in jail,
30 "Instead of Congress,
31 "Which is where he belongs.
32 "Jail, I mean,
33 "Not Congress,
34 "Because you deserve the best you can get in Congress,
35 "And that's ame,
36 "Gus Latchit.
37 "Thank you."
CHAPTER 171 "Are you st-i-i-i-i-i-ll overweight?
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