16 "The smilingest emcee alive,
17 "And if Brad can't make you laugh at the odds,
18 "Then no one can.
19 "Are you ready?
20 a"Then take a spin for the pure unthinking fun of it all,
21 "With 'I Love Riddle Roulette,'
22 b"The game show that's so much like life we had to add a million dollars to make it worthwhile.
23 "Next.
24 "On this station."
CHAPTER 131 "'I just want you and me and our baby to have a decent life together, cAndrea!'
2 "'I wish you wouldn't keep saying "our baby" like that.'
3 "'What do you mean? Do you have something to tell me, Andrea? Wasn't I understanding when you told me about your eleven previous marriages? And wasn't I supportive when you told me about your affair with my father? And when you told me about your six illegitimate children? And your three illegal abortions? And your suspended conviction for Murder One? Now isn't it time you started trusting me a little bit? Isn't it? Andrea? Why are you looking at me like that?'
4 "Is today the day that Andrea finally comes clean with Mark?
5 "Well, probably not,
6 "But tune in anyway,
7 d"For 'I Love All My Breakdowns.'
8 e"Immediately following 'I Love Riddle Roulette.'"
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CHAPTER 141 We're back,
2 And just in time for a very intriguing question from a member of our studio audience,
3 Who wants to know,
4 "Why would anyone want to spread the Word of Harry,
5 "Because aren't there enough Harriers already?"f
6 And we'll be getting right to the fascinating answer to this question,
7 Right after these words from our sponsors.
CHAPTER 151 "Nobody's thinking about it,
2 "But it's coming anyway,
3 "And it'll be here before you know it!
4 "What is it?
5 "It's the great new fall season on the Harrier Television Network!
6 "You say you like sitcoms?
7 "Well, we've got 'em,
8 "And they're just exactly like all the others you've always loved,
9 "Only more so.
10 "Take 'I Love Eddie's Father,'
11 "Please!
12 "Eddie's mom didn't have a husband,
13 "But her clock was ticking,
14 g"And so she had a baby by artificial insemination,
15 "Which Eddie didn't know anything about,
16 "Until the day he came across a very special hsyringe,
17 i"1n fact, a talking syringe,
18 "Which was kind of a jmiracle.
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