27 "And here's a bloody spot in Philadelphia where thousands stormed the concert stage in response to a rock 'n' roll performer's joking offer of 'Free Drugs'; several youngsters much like your own were badly trampled in the meleea.
28 "And in a final item of note, indictments were handed down today for seven U.S. senators, eleven U. S. congressmen, and six members of the administration, all of whom are alleged to have played a role in the latest capital scandal, which is so new that it doesn't even have a bnickname yetc.
29 "The latest on the nickname and other stories will be covered tonight,
30 "On the HTN Evening News.
31 "Until then, this is Margo Glamour reporting,
32 "For the HTN News Team,
33 "Your source for certainty,
34 "About who's to blame for everything.
35 d"Keep smiling."
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14 "Be 'In Heat,'
15 "For as long as it lasts."
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2 "The great new game show that's got everybody guessing,
3 "For cash and prizes worth up to a million dollars.
4 "Yes, at last, a game show that's perfect for you and the whole family.
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6 "Nothing to remember,
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10 i"And if it's your number that comes up,
11 "All you have to do is guess which of our multiple-choice riddle answers is the right one,
12 "And you could walk away with a million dollars.
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14 "And more fun than you could shake a jstick at,
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