21 aWhich seemed like it would be a hard thing to do.
CHAPTER 221 bSam started out pretty cautiously,
2 Which was his way,
3 And talked to only a few lawyers,
4 Meeting them at nice restaurants for dinner,
5 And explaining the way of Harry in words the lawyers could understand,
6 cBut they said they already knew all that,
7 And what was it Sam really wanted?
8 And so then Sam explained about dConsolation,
9 eAnd how Harriers could always get it,
10 Whenever they wanted it,
11 And all they had to do was wear a little fspoon around their necks,
12 And do things according to the gWay of Harry,
13 Without really thinking about it at all.
14 hThereupon the lawyers were immediately converted, and became Harriers,
15 And went out to carry the iWord of Harry to their friends and relatives too
CHAPTER 231 jIra decided that the best way to carry the Word of Harry to Hollywood was to go into show business,
2 kWhich isn't hard to do if you have a Silver Ghost and a white suit and a bunch of heavily armed Angels beside you at all times,
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3 lAnd so he started putting together a movie deal,
4 From a rented mansion in Beverly Hills,
5 Which made it possible for him to meet other Hollywood producers,
6 And subtly introduce the mWord of Harry into casual conversations at parties,
7 And soirées,
8 And premieres,
9 And so forth.
10 When the producers of Hollywood heard the Word of Harry, they didn't understand it at all,
11 And admitted it freely,
12 Explaining to Ira that the first rule of being a success in Hollywood is never to think about anything at all,
13 And so there was no chance that they would ever have any interest in Harry,
14 But what was all this talk about Consolation?
15 nThereupon, Ira speedily signed them all up,
16 And handed out lots and lots of little ospoons,
17 And started requesting phuge volumes of Consolation delivered to his mansion in Hollywood.
CHAPTER 241 Joe went all over the place trying to tell Christians about the Word of Harry,
2 But he couldn't get to first base,
3 qBecause their heads were so full of what Jesus Christ told them yesterday,
4 In person,
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