CHAPTER 201 After a lot of discussion, it was agreed that the best thing for the Ultra-Harriers to do was disguise themselves,
2 aAnd wear white suits, and hats, and dark glasses,
3 Just like Harry,
4 So that nobody would really know who anybody was,
5 And maybe that would help,
6 Somehow,
7 Especially if they managed to get through a whole year with the Angels and then wanted to start a blegitimate career or something.
8 They also decided that in the early going anyway, there should be a secret Harrier csymbol,
9 So that everybody would know when it was really safe to be as dbrazen as Harry was,
10 And so Lucky suggested that eHarriers should all wear a tiny little fspoon around their necks,
11 Because it would come in handy for receiving Consolation in cramped places like catacombs and restrooms,
12 Not to mention the fact that "spoon" might turn out to be a good acronym,
13 If anybody wanted to think of one,
14 Which most of them didn't,
15 Although Willie thought of several,
16 And wrote them down,
17 Somewhere,
18 As well as a very special ultra-secret Harrier symbol that only the eleven knew,
19 gJust in case.
CHAPTER 211 But eventually, the day could no longer be postponed when the Ultra-Harriers had to split up,
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2 And go their separate ways,
3 And try not to think about what might happen,
4 At all.
5 And so, hSam went out in his Silver Ghost, accompanied by Angels, to carry the Word of Harry to the lawyers,
6 And iVinnie went out in his Silver Ghost to carry the Word of Harry to rock and roll stars and their fans,
7 And jMort went out to carry the Word of Harry to the journalists and media professionals,
8 And kNed went out to carry the Word of Harry to corporations and banks and brokerage firms,
9 And lJerry went out to the politicians,
10 And mIra went to Hollywood,
11 And nTony went out to the colleges and universities,
12 And oJoe went out to the Christians,
13 And pLucky went out to the downtrodden and oppressed,
14 And qFred went out to some prep school or something in New England,
15 And I, rWillie, stayed by the phone with a steno pad to write down their exploits as they called in sfrom all over the place,
16 In Philadelphia,
17 Which may sound like the easiest job,
18 Except for the part about having to stay in tPhiladelphia, of course,
19 But somebody had to do it,
20 And besides, I had to figure out how to establish the uPontifical Harrier Parish of the United States of America,
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