2 Which will be very very popular,
3 And will show the citizens of the Most Chosen Nation how to commit any kind of crime you could think of,
4 While making only one little mistake,
5 Which is all it takes for the great hero named aSmith & Wesson to win out in the end,
6 With a hail of magic bullets that always injure or kill the boutlaw,
7 Without spilling a drop of blood,
8 Or even mussing the hair of the chandsome actors who are responsible for carrying Smith & Wesson to the big showdown.
9 And there will be so many of these comedies that it's impossible to describe all of them individually,
10 Not to mention the fact that they won't all be quite as original as the comedies we've already talked about,
11 And they will become sort of a blur after a while,
12 A lot like a speeding bullet.
13 But if you doubt my word, I can give you the names of some of them,
14 So that when they come along you can check them out for yourself,
15 Including 'I Love 77 Surfside Strip,'
16 And 'I Love 50 Hawaiian Eyes,'
17 And 'I Love Cannix,'
18 And 'I Love Harry Diamond,'
19 And 'I Love Peter's Gun,'
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20 dAnd 'I Love the Naked Policewoman,'
21 And 'I Love the Man from the F.B.I.,'
22 And 'I Love Spying for My Uncle,'
23 And 'I Love Lieutenant Dragnet,'
24 And 'I Love Barnaby Ironstreet,'
25 And…
26 Well, I could go on and on,
27 But I think you get the idea.
CHAPTER 521 Now, you may find this next part pretty hard to believe,
2 But there will also be some comedy shows that aren't about completely average families living in the suburbs,
3 Or about inanimate objects that make a lot of objectionable noise!
4 What do you think about that?
5 For example, there will be shows that only show the suburbs every once in a while,
6 And that are mostly about einfallible teachers,
7 fAnd infallible lawyers,
8 gAnd infallible doctors,
9 hAnd infallible starship icommanders, of course,
10 Unless they're about jinfallible heroes who are running away from something or somebody,
11 Which pretty neatly sums up the whole population of the Most Chosen Nation on Earth,
12 Don't you think?
CHAPTER 531 For example, there will be a great situation comedy called 'I Love Mr. Nojack,'
2 Which will be all about a handsome and infallible high school teacher,
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