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8 aBut only after giving them a calling card first,
9 Proving how good and civilized they both are,
10 bEven though they'll both be dressed in black.

CHAPTER 45
1 There will be another great comedy show called 'I Love the Lone Rider,'
2 cWhich will be completely different from all the other shows starring guns,
3 dBecause it will be all about two six-guns,
4 Played by eSilver Colt and his twin brother Scout,
5 fWho will live with a very funny man dressed in stretch pants,
6 Played by the gLone Ranger,
7 Who will always wear a mask so that no one can recognize him in those stretch pants,
8 hAnd together, Lone and Silver and Scout will ride all over the place hunting down outlaws,
9 Accompanied by their faithful Indian friend iToto,
10 Which is a lot of company for a man who's supposed to be all alone,
11 Although that's a big part of the reason why the show will become such a comedy classic,
12 Not to mention what great shots Silver and Scout are,
13 jBecause they will use silver bullets,
14 Exclusively,
15 And they will always shoot the outlaws in the hand,
16 Because they are so peace-loving at heart,
17 And also because the Lone Rider will just hate it when any kblood gets on his stretch pants.
a.Wht.25
b.Psay.5S.31
c.Ed.41.1
Ed.42.1
Ed.43.1
Ed.44.1
d.Ed.43.3
e.Ed.41.3
f.Ed.44.5
g.Yks.30.20-36
h.Ed.44.7
i.Psay.5A.13
Dav.30.9
j.Dav.30.23-25
Dav.47.11
Dav.47.22
k.Hall.4.3
l.Ed.41.1
Ed.42.1
Ed.43.1
Ed.44.1
Ed.45.1
m.Ed.45.3
n.Adam.25.8-9
o.Ed.42.7
p.Ed.36.12-13
q.Ed.36.14
r.Ed.63.3
s.Ed.60.10
t.Dav.34.19
CHAPTER 46
1 There will be another great comedy show called 'I Love the Panderosa,'
2 lWhich will be completely different from other shows starring guns,
3 mBecause it will be all about a whole family of guns,
4 Including Papa Six-Gun and his four sons,
5 nPlayed by five members of the illustrious Colt family of thespians,
6 oWho live out west on a horse ranch,
7 With a bunch of excellent supporting rifles that stand tall inside their rack in the library,
8 Not to mention a whole family of very good-looking studs called the Carthorses,
9 Including Red Carthorse, the wise old stallion,
10 pPlayed by Mr. Red, of course,
11 And qAdam Carthorse, the eldest foal, who wants to run away from home and have an acting career,
12 Just like dad,
13 And then there's rHorse Carthorse, the biggest foal, who always wears a very handsome brown saddle and bucks like crazy when he gets mad,
14 And sLittle Foal Carthorse, the pony of the family, who has a huge mane and a real knack for attracting the fillies,
15 Not to mention tHopalong Suet, who has a braided tail and always whinnies right around dinnertime.
16 All of these families are very attached to their ranch,