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7 Which is why it's so lucky that Winchester is there to give him so much great advice,
8 And take care of all the funny outlaws,
9 aWho can't ever seem to learn how to shoot straight,
10 No matter how many times Winchester shows them.

CHAPTER 42
1 There will be another great comedy show called 'I Love Bounty Hunting,'
2 bWhich will be completely different from 'I Love My Rifle,'
3 cBecause it will be all about a sawed-off rifle,
4 dPlayed by Winchester Forty-Five Junior,
5 eWho will live with a completely silent bounty hunter,
6 Played by fSteve McKiller,
7 Out west somewhere,
8 And together, Winchester and Steve will hunt down outlaws,
9 And either kill them dead,
10 Or bring them back alive,
11 Depending on whether the outlaws are really really funny,
12 Or only mildly amusing,
13 Which people will always be able to tell by whether Steve's mouth twitches a lot,
14 Or just a little.

CHAPTER 43
1 There will be another great comedy called 'I Love Gunfire,'
2 gWhich will be completely different from 'I Love My Rifle' and 'I Love Bounty Hunting,'
a.Ed.36.11
b.Ed.41.1
c.Ed.41.2
d.Ed.41.3
e.Dav.35.26-32
f.Dav.35.36
g.Ed.41.1
Ed.42.1
h.Ed.42.3
i.Ed.41.3
j.Ed.46.10
k.Dav.40.9
l.Dav.20.7-8
m.Dav.52.20
Dav.35.40
n.Yks.30.29
o.Ed.43.1
p.Ed.43.3
q.Ed.41.3
r.Ed.42.5
s.Yks.61.19
t.Dav.52.4
u.Ed.42.8
 3 hBecause it will be all about a six-gun,
4 Played by iColt Forty-Five,
5 Who lives out west with a lawman named Marshal Bullet,
6 Played by jJames Harness,
7 Not to mention all of Marshal's funny friends,
8 Such as kChuckroast, the hilarious crippled deputy,
9 And lMiss Kitty-Kat, the virgin saloon girl,
10 And mFestering Sore, the town idiot,
11 Not to mention nDoc Holiday,
12 Who will absolutely always be on hand to take the bullet out of Marshal's shoulder,
13 Which will get back in there every week,
14 Right before Colt kills the outlaw who pulled the trigger,
15 Which will be just hilarious,
16 Because everybody knows that the outlaw gun needs a sight readjustment,
17 Everybody but next week's outlaw, that is.

CHAPTER 44
1 There will be another great comedy show called 'I Love Traveling with Guns,'
2 oWhich will be completely different from 'I Love Gunfire,'
3 pBecause it will be all about a hired six-gun,
4 Played by qPearl Handled Colt,
5 rWho will live with a very well-dressed bounty hunter called sPalindrome,
6 Played by tRichard Gravel,
7 uAnd together, Pearl and Richard will travel all over the place killing people,