16 Unless it's really Vincent Price instead,
17 aBecause everybody else is a murderous bloodsucking mutant bvampire,
18 Thanks to the radiation and all,
19 Which is why it positively must be Vincent Price,
20 Because the last man alive on earth dies at the end,
21 Which couldn't happen if it were Charlton Heston, could it?
22 Could it?
23 cBang!
24 Uh oh.
25 dUgh!
CHAPTER 481 Of course, there's more than one way for the world to come to an end,
2 And Hollywood will never completely forget the spiritual side of things,
3 eThanks to its great religious tradition,
4 Not to mention the fact that even Hollywood has to give the devil his due,
5 Which is why there will one day be a movie about the time when Satan will come along to put an end to everything,
6 Called 'Rosebud's Baby,'
7 Where fSatan has the starring role, obviously,
8 Although he will also get some help from various human beings,
9 Including a young married woman named Rosebud,
10 Who will be played by gMia Farrow,
11 And Rosebud's husband Nick,
12 Who will be played by hJohn Cassavetes,
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13 And some incredibly evil old people too,
14 Who will be played by some incredibly old people,
15 Who live in the same incredibly old and mysterious iManhattan apartment building where a lot of other mysterious and evil things have happened over the years,
16 But not as mysterious and evil as what happens to jRosebud,
17 kBecause she will get raped by the devil,
18 lIn a dream,
19 mWhich results in a whole bunch of problems,
20 nBecause Rosebud gets pregnant,
21 oWhich everybody seems very happy about,
22 Except maybe Rosebud,
23 Because her husband is acting strangely,
24 Not to mention everybody else,
25 pWhich makes Rosebud suspicious,
26 qEspecially in the scene where she blunders into a black mass,
27 Which absolutely everybody is there for,
28 Including her husband,
29 And the incredibly old people next door,
30 rAnd all their old evil friends,
31 Not to mention sRosebud's baby,
32 tWhich is whimpering in a lovely black crib,
33 uThus proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that the vAntichrist has come at last,
34 Which will pretty well wrap things up for Mankind if it manages to survive through the closing credits,
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