11 aUntil he'd rather drink himself to death.
CHAPTER 91 And there will be a star who will become everyone's image of the bHemingway hero,
2 Including cFrederick Henry from d'Farewell to Arms,'
3 And Robert Jordan from e'For Whom the Bell Tolls,'
4 And fBilly Mitchell,
5 Not to mention gSergeant York,
6 Who will all be tall and handsome and incredibly appealing,
7 As played by hGary Cooper.
8 Gary will make millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars,
9 Until sometime after ihigh noon.
CHAPTER 101 And there will be another great star who will become everyone's idea of jMoses,
2 And kEl Cid,
3 And lAndrew Jackson,
4 And mMichelangelo,
5 And nGeorge Gordon,
6 And oLewis and Clark,
7 And pCardinal Richelieu,
8 Not to mention various qMen of the Future,
9 Who will all be tall and handsome and much larger than life,
10 As played by rCharlton Heston.
11 sIn fact, it will even be discovered that when God speaks, He uses the voice of Charlton Heston,
12 Who will make millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars,
13 And become a Hollywood immortal,
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14 tWithout actually being divine.
CHAPTER 111 And there will be a beautiful star who will become everyone's image of uJoan of Arc,
2 And vAnastasia,
3 Not to mention Gary Cooper's little wrabbit in 'For Whom the Bell Tolls,'
4 Who will be unbearably vulnerable and desirable,
5 As played by xIngrid Bergman,
6 Who will make millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars,
7 yRight up to the day of the scandal.
CHAPTER 121 And there will be a very sophisticated star who will become everyone's idea of zJulius Caesar,
2 And aaPope Julius,
3 And bbHenry Higgins,
4 Who will all be incredibly suave and articulate and charming,
5 As played by ccRex Harrison,
6 Who will make thousands and thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars,
7 And marry millions and millions of women.
CHAPTER 131 And there also will be a beautiful pair of stars called ddRichard Burton and eeElizabeth Taylor,
2 Who will become everyone's idea of ffAntony and Cleopatra,
3 Forever,
4 Until they get a divorce.
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