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CHAPTER 36
 Consolation Franchises
• Production Opportunities
• Distribution Opportunities

CHAPTER 37
 Merchandising Franchises
• Harrier bumper stickers
• Harrier mugs
• Harrier T-shirts & sweatshirts
• Harrier pendants
• Harrier mirrors
• Harrier razor blades
• Harrier arm patches
• Harrier blazers
• Dashboard icons of Harry
• Autographed portraits of Harry
• Maps of the "Harry Lands"
• The Harrier Tarot
• Harrier vestments and parish house furnishings

CHAPTER 38
 Action Items
• Applications for PHP enrollment
• Applications for PHP employment
• Applications for PHP production/distribution franchises
• Applications for PHP merchandising franchises

CHAPTER 39
 Conclusion
• Thanks for your time!
• Best of luck!
• See you in El Dorado!


VICE-PRESIDENT VICKI'S GUIDELINES FOR THE
MAWRITES

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CHAPTER 1
1 Greetings, sisters.
2 aCan we talk?
3 I wouldn't want any of them to be listening to what I have to tell you,
4 Because I have a lot of good news for you,
5 And it just isn't any of their business,
6 If you know what I mean.
7 Do you?
8 Good.
a.Ext.49.1
b.Ned.4.7
c.Ira.35.1-5
d.Ira.36.1-5
e.Wil.47.15-17
CHAPTER 2
1 Maybe some of you already know about bHarry,
2 cAnd what a chauvinist pig he was,
3 dAnd how he didn't care about women at all,
4 eExcept for the ones on his Learjet,
5 Who were all bimbos anyway,
6 And therefore don't count.

CHAPTER 3
1 I'm certainly not trying to disguise anything about Harry,