7 aJust like they've already learned to do,
8 Then maybe it would be contagious,
9 bAnd everybody in the whole world would suddenly get the hang of peace,
10 cAnd they'd start solving their problems by talking about them,
11 And signing agreements,
12 And... you're right:
13 They don't really believe that,
14 At all,
15 But they sort of think they kind of believe that,
16 Which is close enough,
17 If you're a Harrier,
18 And ample reason to blame you for every shot fired in anger since the invention of dgunpowder.
CHAPTER 101 And they've got another big reason to lay some heavy duty blame on you too,
2 Because if your egenerals are to blame for destroying the planet,
3 fThen they must be the bad guys,
4 Period,
5 Whatever they do,
6 Because any other conclusion might lead to thinking of some kind,
7 gWhich is a danger to be avoided at all costs,
8 If you're a Harrier,
9 hAnd they mostly are,
10 iEver since you and your generals burned all those babies to death in Vietnam,
11 jAnd drove the last coffin nail into the trinity you know as duty, honor, and patriotism.
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CHAPTER 111 From now on, whenever you march off to some little foreign country to do what your generals tell you to,
2 There will be a wave of blame accompanying you,
3 Because you are the bad guys,
4 kAnd whoever you oppose must be in the right,
5 Because if they hate the lnation that's going to end the world,
6 Then they must be noble and fine and good,
7 Even if they're the worst scum of the earth,
8 Because if they're scum,
9 mThen it must have been some imperialistic friend of the Most Chosen Nation on Earth who made them that way,
10 nBecause anyone can see that everyone on the planet is supposed to have the same amount of things,
11 oSince we're all basically things anyway, all made out of the same elements and all, just in different combinations, of course,
12 And so anyone who doesn't have as many things as we do is obviously a victim of oppression,
13 Which makes it pretty easy to keep score,
14 pBecause nobody anywhere has as many things as we do.
CHAPTER 121 There's another thing they blame you for, too,
2 Because they have to pay the taxes that pay for all your guns and uniforms and everything,
3 And the more qtaxes they pay for you,
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