25 Which was a lot.
CHAPTER 151 From where they had started out together, Harry and his followers went many places,
2 And spoke to many youngsters in the aGreat New Generation,
3 And sometimes Harry taught them one thing,
4 And sometimes he taught them another thing,
5 Because truly they had much to learn,
6 And you could start practically anywhere,
7 And talk about practically anything,
8 And it would all be news to them.
CHAPTER 161 For example, Harry sometimes did the one about the bGreat Big Bomb,
2 And how it was going to end everything pretty soon,
3 And so why were they wasting the best years of their lives worrying about a bunch of cthird world losers who weren't going to have enough time to grab their piece of the pie?
4 And when the youngsters said they hadn't thought of it exactly that way before,
5 Harry just laughed and said, Do me a favor,
6 Since I am giving you all my wisdom for dfree,
7 eDo not think about it in any way at all,
8 fBut start doing instead,
9 gAnd do unto others whatever you want,
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10 hSince they will do it to you first,
11 If you give them half a chance,
12 Because the Great Big Clock is ticking,
13 And it's ticking all the way down to iZero this time,
14 And when the jBig One goes off,
15 kWhoever has the most toys will be the winner.
CHAPTER 171 Other times, Harry did the one about the lVIPs,
2 And how they had figured everything out already,
3 mWhich meant there was nothing left to figure out,
4 And so it was better to quit thinking,
5 And try to satisfy your own npersonal desires instead,
6 Because what else is there?
7 oAnd when the youngsters said they really hadn't ever read much about the VIPs,
8 Harry just smiled and said,
9 I can tell you everything you need to know,
10 Because I'm the pOne with the answers,
11 To all the questions the VIPs worried about.
12 There was a qVIP who figured out that the universe is only some big rrandom accident anyway, which means the Great Race of Mankind is only a bad sape joke that's rocketing toward a nasty punch line.
13 There was a tVIP who figured out that the punch line to the ape joke will be unuclear and final.
14 There was a vVIP who figured out that we can't really control ourselves anyway, no matter how hard we try, because our wdeepest drives are as ugly as they are powerful, and besides, our xparents finished off any chance we ever had to be better by raising us the way they did, unless it was really our ygenes that finished us off, which is just another way of restating the ape joke.
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