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19 aThe Brits were unnerved,
20 Never having been in this situation before.
21 So, not wanting to do things the easy way,
22 They hired a bunch of bGerman mercenaries to suppress the rebellion for them,
23 cWhich didn't work out exactly right,
24 dAnd led to the establishment of the United States of America as a free and independent nation,
25 Which still doesn't mean that the Brits lost a war,
26 Since it was obviously a revolution,
27 eAnd revolutions don't count.

CHAPTER 25
1 fIn fact, the Brits had another unfortunate encounter with the United States a little later on,
2 gWhich they also didn't lose,
3 hHaving inflicted a lot of damage on the Yanks,
4 Including burning their icapital city,
5 And the jhouse of their president,
6 kNot to mention sinking a lot of their ships,
7 lAnd then concluding a peace treaty before the final unfortunate battle occurred.
8 mWhich is why there's no reason for the Yanks to think they won,
9 Even though the peace treaty basically gave the Yanks what they wanted,
10 And even though the Yanks mowed down thousands of nredcoats,
a.Psom.62.1
b.Brit.15.16
c.Brit.41.21
d.Bks.6.24
e.Brit.15.31
f.Yks.18.1-9
g.Yks.19.1
h.Yks.18.10-13
i.Ann.4.32
j.Ann.4.30-31
k.Yks.18.15
l.Yks.18.17
m.Brit.24.3
n.Brit.22.4
o.Brit.22.17-20
p.Yks.18.18
q.Brit.1.4
r.Brit.17.22
s.Psay.5W.11
t.Bks.3.1-9
u.Chnk.12.1-15
v.Yks.20.16-17
w.Oth.6.1-7
x.Frog.19.5
y.Frog.17.2
Yks.20.9
z.Ann.18.6
aa.Psom.36.5-6
bb.Swar.35.10-13
11 oMarching neatly in rows,
12 Without losing a man themselves,
13 pIn the final battle,
14 Which wouldn't have been fought in the first place if the peace treaty had been delivered on time.

CHAPTER 26
1 But fortunately for the Brits, there were other parts of the world,
2 Places where there were vast numbers of brave natives willing to outnumber the Brits in defense of their homelands,
3 Which enabled the Brits to fight in the proper way,
4 Against great odds,
5 Wearing very nice uniforms,
6 Except for the ones that included short pants,
7 qWhich turned out to be okay anyway because the Brits have never understood that short pants are not nice, but silly.
8 And so, as the rdim-witted Georges gave way to dim-witted monarchs with other names,
9 Brit power and influence expanded enormously,
10 sUntil there were huge Brit colonies in Africa,
11 tAnd India,
12 uAnd Asia,
13 vAnd Indochina,
14 wAnd Australia,
15 xAnd Canada,
16 yAnd Ireland,
17 zAnd Wales,
18 aaAnd Scotland,
19 bbAnd wherever else there were non-white or non-Brit peoples who needed to be taught how to do everything the hard way,