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6 So they decided to think it over in their usual way,
7 By combat,
8 On South Street.


RULES

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CHAPTER 1
1 The results of the Fiction Bouts in Punk City:
2 The Nematodes held that if the punks were going to be writers, they wouldn't have to wear glasses,
3 Whereas the Glimmers held that the punks should all wear glasses to show the world that you didn't have to be a wimp to be a writer.
4 Thereupon Eyeless Charm of the Nematodes felled Four Eyes of the Glimmers with his armreel,
5 And Nightcrawler Brown of the Nematodes felled Horny Owl of the Glimmers with his long scriver,
6 And Worm Slither of the Nematodes felled Shades Kool of the Glimmers with his long scriver.
7 Then the Glimmers did not deny that punk writers shouldn't have to wear glasses.

CHAPTER 2
1 The Bra Busters held that if the punks were going to be writers, they should write about nothing but sex,
2 Because those were the most ainteresting books to read,
3 Whereas the Fetal Circus held that punk writers should write about anything they felt like writing about,
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4 Because there were a lot of things you could write about.
5 Thereupon Alice Hate of the Fetal Circus felled Betty Boob, Bimbo Gash, Pornucopia Jade, and Mary Mary of the Bra Busters with her whip.
6 Then the Bra Busters did not deny that punk writers should write about anything they felt like writing about.

CHAPTER 3
1 The Lit Lickers held that there weren't really that many things you could write about,
2 bBecause if you were going to be an admired writer, you had to write about despair and misery and what a big joke everything was.
3 Thereupon the Fetal Circus selected the 440s as their champion,
4 And Fast Pack of the 440s felled Barth Bathelme of the Lit Lickers with his long scriver,
5 And Six Pack of the 440s felled Kerouac Ginsberg of the Lit Lickers with his armreel,
6 And Header McCoy of the 440s felled Roth Heller of the Lit Lickers with his long scriver,
7 And Johnny Dodge of the 440s felled Updike Steinbeck of the Lit Lickers with his bare hands.