CHAPTER 11 The results of the Knowledge Bouts in Punk City:
2 The Glimmers held that the punks didn't know anything because they couldn't aread very well,
3 Wheras the Disposables held that the punks didn't know anything because they weren't bsmart enough to learn anything.
4 Thereupon Toe Lint of the Disposables felled Johnny Lash of the Glimmers with his long scriver,
5 And Drusilla Kleenex of the Disposables felled Page Turner of the Glimmers with her whip,
6 And Four Eyes of the Glimmers felled Rusty Needles of the Disposables with his armreel,
7 And Spade Nigger of the Disposables felled Horny Owl of the Glimmers with his long scriver,
8 And Four Eyes felled Toe Lint and Spade Nigger with his armreel,
9 And Drusilla Kleenex conceded that the punks didn't know anything because they couldn't read very well.
CHAPTER 21 The Knockers held that the punks didn't know anything because they were too obsessed with csex,
2 Whereas the Hypo's held that the punks didn't know anything because they were too obsessed with ddrugs.
3 Thereupon Liz Smack of the Hypo's felled Betty Boob, Dee Kupp, Ellen Flatt, and Chesty Slut of the Knockers with her whip,
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4 And the Knockers no longer denied that the punks didn't know anything because they were too obsessed with drugs.
CHAPTER 31 The Bigots held that the punks didn't know anything because they were the victims of an eoppressive, racist establishment,
2 Whereas the Four Cops held that the punks didn't know anything because you didn't need to know anything to be a fcriminal,
3 Which was all the punks would ever be anyway.
4 Thereupon Tonto Trigger of the Four Cops felled Jay Jew of the Bigots with his long scriver,
5 And Spic Wetback of the Bigots felled Wesson Smith and Bobby Badge of the Four Cops with his long scriver,
6 Then Dickman of the Four Cops,
7 Then Tonto Trigger too.
8 And the Four Cops no longer denied that the punks didn't know anything because they were the victims of an oppressive, racist establishment.
CHAPTER 41 The Mudwasps held that the Bigots were a bunch of gwhining losers who didn't have any idea why the punks didn't know anything.
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