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CHAPTER 1
1 The results of the Knowledge Bouts in Punk City:
2 The Glimmers held that the punks didn't know anything because they couldn't aread very well,
3 Wheras the Disposables held that the punks didn't know anything because they weren't bsmart enough to learn anything.
4 Thereupon Toe Lint of the Disposables felled Johnny Lash of the Glimmers with his long scriver,
5 And Drusilla Kleenex of the Disposables felled Page Turner of the Glimmers with her whip,
6 And Four Eyes of the Glimmers felled Rusty Needles of the Disposables with his armreel,
7 And Spade Nigger of the Disposables felled Horny Owl of the Glimmers with his long scriver,
8 And Four Eyes felled Toe Lint and Spade Nigger with his armreel,
9 And Drusilla Kleenex conceded that the punks didn't know anything because they couldn't read very well.

CHAPTER 2
1 The Knockers held that the punks didn't know anything because they were too obsessed with csex,
2 Whereas the Hypo's held that the punks didn't know anything because they were too obsessed with ddrugs.
3 Thereupon Liz Smack of the Hypo's felled Betty Boob, Dee Kupp, Ellen Flatt, and Chesty Slut of the Knockers with her whip,
a.Mall.16.5-7
b.Mall.13.12-14
c.Mall.15.1-15
d.Mall.14.3-6
e.Brd.5.1-4
f.Kens.12.1-8
g.Kens.14.19-22
4 And the Knockers no longer denied that the punks didn't know anything because they were too obsessed with drugs.

CHAPTER 3
1 The Bigots held that the punks didn't know anything because they were the victims of an eoppressive, racist establishment,
2 Whereas the Four Cops held that the punks didn't know anything because you didn't need to know anything to be a fcriminal,
3 Which was all the punks would ever be anyway.
4 Thereupon Tonto Trigger of the Four Cops felled Jay Jew of the Bigots with his long scriver,
5 And Spic Wetback of the Bigots felled Wesson Smith and Bobby Badge of the Four Cops with his long scriver,
6 Then Dickman of the Four Cops,
7 Then Tonto Trigger too.
8 And the Four Cops no longer denied that the punks didn't know anything because they were the victims of an oppressive, racist establishment.

CHAPTER 4
1 The Mudwasps held that the Bigots were a bunch of gwhining losers who didn't have any idea why the punks didn't know anything.