6 And although they say this and that about your problems,
7 And pretend they want your dreams to come true,
8 They really don't,
9 Because they are white people,
10 And they don't like you,
11 At all.
CHAPTER 61 For example, white people talk a bunch of different ways,
2 But under the skin,
3 aThey all know certain things about you,
4 All lies, of course,
5 bBut they know them anyway.
6 Some of them even wish they didn't know these things,
7 cBecause they like to pretend they aren't racists,
8 dBut they are racists,
9 Because they think they keep seeing you do the same kinds of things all the time,
10 eAnd they don't like those things.
CHAPTER 71 fFor example, all white people know, deep down, that all the stereotypes are true.
2 gThey know that you are mostly lazy,
3 hAnd think the world owes you a living,
4 iBecause your great-great-grandfather was a slave,
5 Even if you don't exactly know who your father was.
6 jYou see, they're also pretty united about knowing that you don't have any culture to speak of,
7 kBecause there wasn't any culture in Africa when your relatives sold you to the Dutch,
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8 lAnd there still isn't.
9 mSo they actually have to work pretty hard not to laugh when you start going on and on about your great cultural heritage,
10 nEspecially when they see all your great ancestral tribes cutting each other's heads off in a bunch of fascist African states,
11 oIn spite of the fact that the media know better than to cover Africa anymore.
12 Nor are these the only lies white people know about you.
CHAPTER 81 For example, all white people know, deep down, that you are better at sports than they are.
2 They know you run faster,
3 Even if it's a lie,
4 And jump higher,
5 Even if it's a lie,
6 And are just plain stronger, like in boxing,
7 Even if it's a lie.
8 They also think they know that you are just plain better coordinated,
9 And more in touch with your bodies,
10 Because white people know they can't dance.
11 Even if it's a lie.
CHAPTER 91 And because they know that you are better athletes than they are,
2 pThey also know that you are dumber than they are,
3 Across the board,
4 Even if it's a lie,
5 Because the math doesn't quite add up to them,
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