15 aBecause then there wouldn't be any doubt at all about how much more in touch with their emotions the Mawrites are,
16 So there.
17 After all,
18 There are no contradictions.
CHAPTER 251 It is a sacred btruth of the Mawrites that what has really gone wrong in the last several hundred years is the increasing dominance they have over the culture,
2 cWhat with the growth of science and technology and business and other coldly analytical and emotionless things that only they are all that interested in,
3 dAnd that everything could be fixed if the balance between the male principle and the female principle could be made more equal,
4 Instead of steadily worse,
5 Which anyone could see if they bothered to look,
6 And weren't fooled by all the totally superficial evidence to the contrary,
7 Because everyone knows that in spite of what they say, they mostly believe all that garbage about the Mawrites' place being in the kitchen,
8 And barefoot and pregnant and all that,
9 eEven if they have learned not to hold doors open,
10 And don't want to pay for dinner anymore,
11 Or protect the Mawrites from physical dangers,
12 fOr watch their language,
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13 gOr behave like gentlemen in business situations,
14 hAnd even if they do their pronouns in the right way every once in a long while,
15 And pretend to be sensitive and caring,
16 And act like they're really interested in helping to raise the children,
17 And pay lip service to the fact that they should be more help around the house,
18 And take cooking lessons,
19 And whine a lot about how they have emotions too,
20 iAnd don't have any more false pride about not wanting to die in some horrible foreign war,
21 jAnd even cry sometimes,
22 Which is really disgusting in a society as dominated by the male principle as this one is.
23 Because it is vital to remember that there are no contradictions.
CHAPTER 261 Yes, truly you should be pleased that I have decided to share the Way of Harry with you,
2 kIncluding the way of not thinking about anything at all,
3 lAnd the Trinity of Harry,
4 mAnd the Word about contradictions,
5 Because, as I have said, you have many options available to you,
6 And you should do whatever you feel like doing,
7 Because it is your right to be the way you are,
8 Which is not your fault,
9 And means you are not responsible,
10 For anything,
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