7 And everything in the world to do with having an easy life,
8 For as long as it lasts.
CHAPTER 71 I'm not saying that you have to accept aHarry's Trinity,
2 Because some of you will automatically reject it,
3 Without thinking about it at all,
4 Which is actually okay,
5 bBecause no one has to like Harry in order to follow his Way.
6 It's just that accepting his Trinity will make it simpler to cget by,
7 And easier to understand the way you're going to be treated by the people of the Most Chosen Nation,
8 Whether you accept Harry's Trinity or not.
CHAPTER 81 For those of you who haven't been paying attention for the past few years,
2 dThe Trinity of Harry is Desire, Certainty, and Blame,
3 And most of you have had some experience of it by now,
4 Whether you recognized it at the time or not,
5 eBecause your fellow Americans have a strong desire to blame you,
6 fIn no uncertain terms,
7 For a lot of things.
8 gFor example, they blame you and every soldier who ever lived for the fact that Mankind is sitting on the very edge of the abyss,
9 hOne stupid mistake away from nuclear annihilation,
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10 Which is bound to happen sooner or later,
11 iBecause there are people called generals,
12 Who always want to solve every problem by loading the biggest gun they can find,
13 With the biggest, most lethal bullets they can buy,
14 And fire a few million rounds at the enemy,
15 Before anyone wastes any more time on pointless chitchat.
16 jAnd it's not that your fellow Americans think this is your fault in any personal way exactly,
17 Because they don't really think about it at all.
18 It's just that when they see you in your kuniforms,
19 It reminds them that there are generals,
20 And nuclear weapons,
21 lAnd a gigantic enemy that also has nuclear weapons,
22 And mgenerals,
23 And cannon fodder of their own,
24 Just like you.
CHAPTER 91 And so they blame you because you remind them of the nbiggest thing they don't want to think about,
2 And they're pretty sure that if you were all smart enough to refuse to sign up,
3 And refuse to wear those uniforms,
4 And refuse to carry those guns,
5 And refuse to carry those flags,
6 And stopped feeling any sense of obligation to your country,
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