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CHAPTER 9
1 I'll withdraw that question, of course,
2 Because you can feel superior if you want to,
3 aJust like Harry said,
4 And you can be as bcertain about it as you want,
5 Because Harry's ctrinity is your trinity too,
6 And nothing will ever take that away,
7 But just bear in mind that when Mike uses the trinity,
8 dHe desires to kill the lawyers,
9 And he is certain they should all be tortured to death in an amazingly painful way,
10 Because lawyers are to blame for a lot of things,
11 Including the fact that ejustice in the Most Chosen Nation on Earth is a joke,
a.Psp.3.6
b.Wil.33.1-4
c.Wht.7
d.Pnot.56.1
e.Hill.J.1-5
f.Penn.3.4
Ed.60.17
g.Carl.3.8
h.Penn.7.15-16
i.Vin.13.37
12 And not a very funny one at that,
13 fWhich it might not be if you were ever serious about what it means to call law a "profession,"
14 And what that might say about what kind of a gperson a lawyer should be.

CHAPTER 10
1 Forget that too.
2 That's not Harry talking.
3 That's hMike.
4 Harry would be proud of you.
5 Very very proud.
6 iYou're perfect.
7 Perfect Harriers.
8 Perfect lawyers.
9 Perfect swine.
10 Feel better?
11 I wish I did.


ULT. MORT'S MARCHING ORDERS FOR THE
FORGERS

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CHAPTER 1
1 Atten-hut!
2 No, no,
3 Just kidding.
4 At ease, gentlemen.
5 I'm not writing to give you a hard time.
6 In fact, I'm writing to give you exactly the opposite,
7 An easy time,
8 According to the Way of Harry,
j.Adam.50.6
k.Psom.73.1-14
9 Which you'd better know about.

CHAPTER 2
1 Of course, you probably think that Harry doesn't care about you at all,
2 Except to laugh at you,
3 And your uniforms,
4 And your spit-shined shoes,
5 And your jweapons,
6 And all those kflags you cart around with you,