32 Namely, their whole stupid amotherland,
33 And sticking it to the rich where it hurts,
34 bNamely, their wallet,
35 And sticking it to the niggers and Spics where it hurts,
36 cNamely, the electric chair,
37 And everybody else should just get out of your way,
38 And stay out of your way,
39 Because the world is a basket case,
40 And you don't need any more lies,
41 And you don't need any forgiveness either,
42 Because you are the way you are,
43 And everybody else is worse.
CHAPTER 261 Still, it would be nice if you could find a way to join the dPontifical Harrier Parish,
2 eBecause it's the easiest way,
3 Really,
4 fSince picking and choosing can lead to thought,
5 gWhich is dangerous,
6 Especially when belief is involved,
7 hBecause human beings can believe absolutely anything,
8 And all the ireligions want you to,
9 Which is why they start on you so young,
10 And say the same things over and over and over and over until you believe it,
11 Which is the way that every faith ever invented gets people to buy its jmost questionable assumptions.
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12 And they always teach you the part about guilt and sin and evil first,
13 Because if they can make you fear kGod, they will always have you,
14 One way or another,
15 Till you die,
16 Which doesn't necessarily make you a better person,
17 lBut almost always makes you feel guilty,
18 For being the way you are.
CHAPTER 271 And so I say to you,
2 Come to Harry,
3 And be the way you are,
4 And stop thinking about it,
5 And if your religion is standing in your way,
6 Because you started so young,
7 Then learn to be born again,
8 Into a new life,
9 According to the Way of Harry,
10 mWhich involves telling yourself the same thing over and over and over and over until you believe it,
11 nWhich is a thing so important that it always gets a whole chapter,
12 All to itself.
CHAPTER 281 Say to yourself,
2 oThere is no contradiction between the way of my faith and the Way of Harry,
3 There is no contradiction between the way of my faith and the Way of Harry,
4 There is no contradiction between the way of my faith and the Way of Harry,
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