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7 While this brilliant colonial strategy was getting under way, they also did what they could to irritate the aSpanish,
8 By sinking all the Spanish ships they could find in the Atlantic,
9 bAnd occasionally unloading them first,
10 Though not always.
11 Then they sent cSir Walter Raleigh and some other Brit lords to the new world to bring back tobacco leaves,
12 Which they didd,
13 Thus showing the Spanish who really deserved to be the Chosen Nation,
14 eSomehow,
15 fAnd eventually, the exceptionally clever British colonial strategy resulted in British control of most of the eastern seaboard of North America,
a.Hill.A.4
b.Psong.9.1-2
c.Dav.32.4
d.Mes.2.5
Mes.3.2
e.Brit.31.8
f.Yks.6.2-17
g.Adam.3.17
h.Psay.5Q.46
i.Psay.5Q.56
16 And the most highly advanced and lucrative of all the European holdings in the new world,
17 gSomehow.

CHAPTER 17
1 And so the Explorers started the Modern Age with a lot of rushing around,
2 And a lot of discovering,
3 And a lot of important history,
4 Which decided who would have a chance to be the Chosen Nation,
5 And who wouldn't.
6 And the nations who had the best chance to be the Chosen Nation worked so hard that they each made up a history of their own,
7 hWhich a lot of people still believe today,
8 And is how history works,
9 iLife being what it is.


THE BOOK OF SPICS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF EL DORADO

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CHAPTER 1
1 There was a place called Spain attached to the continent of jEurope. Constantly afraid of losing its klink with Europe and thereby its only claim to lcivilization, Spain has hung on to the south coast of France with a white-knuckled grip for thousands of years.
j.Barb.4.18
k.Swar.36.3
l.Carl.3.8
m.Vin.1.25
n.Jefs.7.15
o.Gnt.16.6-7
2 The knuckles are called the Pyrenees. The people who live in the Pyrenees are called mBasques.
3 The people who live in Spain are called Spics. nThey never liked being called Spics, but who would?
4 The Spics tried to make ohistory for a long time, but eventually they got tired and stopped.